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Doctor, don 't laugh" A man goes to his family doctor and says " I 've got the problem you will see, only you 've got to promise not to laugh" he doctor replies, "Of course I won 't laugh. That would be thoroughly unprofessional. In over 15 years
of being the doctor, I 've never laughed at a patient.
"OK then," says the man, and he drops his trousers.
The doctor is greeted by the sight of the tiniestpenis he has ever seen in his life.Despite his best efforts, he begins laughing, softly
at first, then uncontrollably. Some minutes later he manages to compose himself and wipes the tears from his eyes.
"I am so sorry," he says to his patient, "I don 't know what came over me, I won 't let it happen again. Now what seems to be the problem?" The man looks up at the doctor with very sad eyes and
says "IT IS SWOLLEN!!!".
17 Answers
- cOnFuSeDLv 41 decade ago
hahaha good one.
checkout this joke:
A woman posts an ad in the newspaper that looks like this… “Looking for man with these qualifications: won’t beat me up, or run away from me, and is great in bed.”
She got lots of phone calls replying to her ad but one in particular stood out. After giving the man her address, he came to her house. She opening the door for him and the man said, “Hi, I’m Bob. I have no arms so I won’t beat you up and no legs so I won’t run away.”
So the lady says, “What makes you think you are great in bed?”
Bob replies, “I rang the door bell didn’t I?”
- Anonymous1 decade ago
Okay,Mark...
It's like 11:59pm here and I just wanted to say to the king....oooops
12:01am.
thought you had made my day,but we are now in the next one...hehehehehe
Okay you have made this day then.
Thanks for the laugh,Mark.
I'm still here,just am done asking questions for a while.
Have you been to my profile and seen the questions that were deleted?
It's horrible.
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- Anonymous1 decade ago
awwwwwww poor little guy. LOL
thanks mark,. I needed the laugh. :)
- Anonymous1 decade ago
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Oh! My God! That was absolutely hilarious! I really enjoyed the punch line! Thanks a bunch for sharing!!!.
