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Why did God give women TWO sets of lips?

So they could píss and moan at the same time.

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  • 1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    The first set is for us to moan and complain and the second set is for us to apologize!! LOL!

  • 1 decade ago

    Funny.

  • 1 decade ago

    It makes kissing and making up, more interesting

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    So that men could kiss both of them!!!.

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  • 1 decade ago

    IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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