Edge or Christian? + YWSE Smackdown!?

Promo:

So, I'm in a tag match against 2 men who have screwed me since I returned to YWSE. RRJ, TLC, both of you brag about how vicious you are, but you're going to find out what the true meaning of brutality really is. I'm not doing this to win gold, I'm here to break both of your necks. However, I want to address a man who's been at the very beginning of YWSE. A man that has always played second fiddle to me. A man that has one of the most personal rivalries in YWSE history with me.

TLC, its been a long time hasn't it. The only times I remember you was when I was beating your @$$ all over the arena. You say that the fans have a case of amnesia, but I don't think that's the case. First, the reason fans don't seem to recognize you is because you've changed. You don't know what you meant to these fans, TLC. To them, you were their hero, their savior, their most beloved star. They can't recognize the TLC that they loved. They can't recognize the TLC they cherished. You've gone from one of the purest things in YWSE to one of the most despicable stars in YWSE. You've gone against everything you've ever stood for. It didn't take me long to come up with the second reason. It's the fact that nobody in YWSE gives a damn about you. Hell, I didn't even know you left. Just like me, these fans don't care about you. They don't care about what you've accomplished.

TLC, you seem to think that love makes the world go round. I'll admit that I was young, arrogant, and vicious back then, but you should have known that someone would have tried to take your spot. You should have known that one lion will devour the other lion to become the king of the jungle. Did you honestly think that I was just going to stand there and let you revel in the spotlight? No, no, no. I wanted power, I wanted gold, I wanted glory. I wasn't going to let you stand in my way. I did everything to stay at the top of the mountain. I didn't care if I had 4 young stars with me, but I carried each and every one of them to heights they would have never achieved on their own. However, I've changed. I've realized that power and gold isn't everything. I've matured so to speak. I came back to YWSE to perform one last time for all these fans who stuck with me in my journey. Without them, none of us would even be here.

You can keep trying to play the tough guy, but everyone knows that deep down inside, you're just a whining little ***** that doesn't have the guts to take me out. I was and still am better and more vicious than you ever were. You can claim to have ended the careers of YWSE legends like Clark, but lightning doesn't strike the same place twice. When you face me again, its going to be history repeating itself. Another sledgehammer to the gut, another sledgehammer to the back, and a final sledgehammer to your skull to shut you up once and for all. You've convinced me about one thing, though. It's not about championships this time. It's about me beating the living hell out of you once again. Just like I did in the past, I'll make your return your own personal hell.

10/10 PROMO: Hahahaha Luke, You Can Go And Continue To Brag About A Lucky Victory That You Got Over Me Tonight, But One Thing Remains, I Am Still Better Than You And The Rest Of These Failures In This Company. You Can Say That Your Better Than Me Just Because You Won A Silly Contest, And It May Have Been Your 15 Minutes Of Fame, But It Still Does Not Prove Anything. This Match Meant Nothing To Me. Remember, I Have Defeated You In The Past. Last Year I Embarrassed You At The Biggest Pay-Per-View Ever, Wrestlemania. And I Did Not Just Beat You In Any Match, It Was The Match That I Revolutionized, The Hell In The Cell Match! So Go Ahead And Continue About A Little Victory That You Earned, But When The Time Is Right, Just Like Last year, You Will Get What You Deserve For Messing With The Greatest.

Promo:

Wow. Tonight I face Shayan 1 on 1 with the winner becoming the #1 contender for the X-Division championship. Is this a joke? Cmon did you not see me beat him 2 weeks ago in my debut match? But if it gets me closer to the X-Division champion then its worth it. You see ive been here 2 weeks in YWSE and already I am becoming a dominant superstar. Soon with that title around my waist ill be recognized as one of the leaders of this company. In the past couple of weeks everyones getting all hyped up and excited about old wrestlers returning to the YWSE. Well I think that its a new era. The old accomplished wrestlers shouldn't have bothered returning. KOK , TLC you should have done yourselves a favour and stayed home watching from your couch. Like I said its a new era and the young people in the YWSE are going to the top now. And unlike you so called "legends" we actually have to earn it ourselves. But dont worry when I do earn it. and i will. ill be right up there with u oldies. And when im done with you, instead of watching from the couch at home you'll be watching from the hospital bed.

1. --------------

2. Emily

3. HSM

4. Serena

5. GB

6. RRJ , TLC

Match 1

* The Edgeucator

Match 2

* Aries

Match 3

* Shelton B

Match 4

* Serena

Main Event

* D4L and The King Of Kings

Promo:

So... we meet again. GB you're right I have faced you at least 500 times, but I never get tired of smacking you around. Smackdown is the perfect time and place for me to slap some sense into you. Being a singles champion has clearly gone straight to your head and caused you to rewrite history. The result of our meetings were always the same? lol are you sure you have not sold your title belt for drug money? What are you on? Last I checked our 1 on 1 series is even.

Since we're going way back in the past allow me to tell the whole story instead of your own biased b.s. Yeah we were stable members in HWE, a stable you were the leader of. Everything was going fine before you screwed everything up and showed how much of an *** you were. Let me remind you who ended your reign as Heavyweight champion in HWE and knocked you out of the number 1 spot. It was me, that same guy that you call Robin. Batman my ***.

Great card!

Rate: 8/10!

WQ: Edge

Votes: The Edgeducator, Emily, HSM, Serena (GO GIRL!!), Beerad, D4L & The King of Kings.

"I'm not a Smackdown Knockout, by my sister and teammate, Serena, is. I'm here to back her 100% in her match tonight against Lady Jane. However, I don't think that she'll need much help. No offense Jane, but Serena and myself are woman on a mission. We've been on that mission since our arrival here on YWSE, and we've been so close. But not close enough. Tonight, a major announcement was made regarding Wrestlemania III. Both members of Las Chavas are ecstatic and elated to be asked to compete in the grandest stage of them all. We haven't been here long, and we've already made a statement.

CKO, I have nothing funny to say today, because now that I know that we are going to get our oppourtunity again, I'm going to get mentally and physically ready for you two; as will Serena. CKO, your time is up and our time is now! We proved at Date With Destiny, that we can beat you two; everyone in the arena saw what you did to retain the titles, and both of you can't hide the fact that Las Chavas are just far superior to the so-called Canadian Knockout Order. At Wrestlemania, Las Chavas will be ready for anything you two can possibly throw at us; and we mean anything. Fool us once, shame on you; fool us twice, shame on us. And ladies, that shame will only come from the Country of Canada, which is obviously ashamed at having two bimbo slutz representing them. Come Wrestlemania, Las Chavas will win the YWSE Knockouts Tag-Team Championship; and there is no one or nothing that will get in our way this time. CKO; we ain't the ladies to mess with!"

Both are great superstars and I am fans of both, but I guess I've liked Edge longer.

Match 1: The Edgeucator

Match 2: Emily

Match 3: HSM

Match 4: Serena

Match 5: Beerad

Main Event: -------------------

Promo:

Wow, life as champion sure is interesting, isn't it? I already have three people calling me out, gunning after me, and threatening to take away my championship. *Laughs* But it's all talk. Because boys, I intend to stay champion a very long time.

Let's talk about that ridiculous announcement for WM first, shall we? They make me face, for the umpteenth time, that spineless scum RRJ. Yes RRJ, I could tell everyone again how you have never defeated me, and how you never will. But there's so much more to this that's just so wrong. What exactly have you done to earn yet ANOTHER title opportunity? After three months of absence, you return and are immediately handed a title shot? Then, you screw that up, but you're rewarded with another? Then you lose yet AGAIN, and yet somehow you're challenging me for the title? *Spits* I don't know what games you're playing, but at WM, you're going to pay dearly.

Then let's talk about another superstar that's been calling me out for quite some time now - GB. Now GB, you didn't think I'd let you make threats and not address them, did you? Listen up, if you want to win the World Championship you have to earn it. Enough with the idle threats, enough with calling me out. You want a title shot? Get in the back of the line, because there's a lot of others after me.

Which brings me to the return of TLC. TLC, you say the last time you say me I was a jobber on Impact? *Laughs* Old man, your memory must be deteriorating FAST. Because the last I remember, while you LOST your match yet AGAIN against The Dragon, I was the next #1 Contender to challenge for the title. Believe me, one way or the other, I was always going to find a way to become YWSE Champion. And while you might brag about how "great" you are because you've held both World Titles, guess what? I've matched that feat. And I'm on my way to surpassing you.

KOK, you were screwed out of your win. But we team up tonight. We have a chance for revenge. You're one of - if not the - greatest superstars ever to set foot in this company. And while I'm not there yet, I'm on my way. With us two on the same team, TLC and that pitiful dog RRJ don't stand a chance. Let's make an impact, a statement, before WM

(Promo holds no disrespect for anyone)

WQ: EDGE

Exciting announcements and great card! 9/10

Match 1: Shayan

Match 2: Emily

Match 3: HSM

Match 4: Lady Jane

Match 5: Graduation E. Bear

Main Event: *****

" This past Sunday, at Date With Destiny, I made my triumphant return; and man did I make a statement! Everyone in the arena watched as I singlehandedly ruined the King of Kings chances at winning the YWSE Championship. Not in a million years, KOK. Not while I am still breathing. I told you already what my intentions are. I plan to end you. Simple as that. But lucky for you, I don't plan on breaking your face until Wrestlemania.

Now, on to tonight. Rated R Jerichoholic, and myself, haven't always seen eye to eye. In fact, we never have. But tonight, we will coexist for this one match, and we will dismantle these two heathens. Our team consists of two of the greatest Superstars ever to step foot in a YWSE ring. Not only was RRJ the first ever World Heavyweight Champion; buy, yours truly, was the first to have ever held, both, the YWSE and World Heavyweight Championship. We will prove ourselves tonight, when we bloody these two hacks

Deadman 4 Life. When I last saw you, you were a jobber on Impact; and now you are the YWSE Champion? This is ludicrous! The YWSE Championship was the most prestigous championship in YWSE, now your name on that title has tarnished it. Anyways, I'm sure, at Wrestlemania, the prestige will come back to it, when a rightful champion is crowned...Rated R Jerichoholic.

Now, Deadman. If somehow, you survive Wrestlemania, and walk out with your Championship. You will have to deal with me. I know, without a shadow of a doubt, that I will make my intentions clear at Wrestlemania, when I beat KOK. But when I'm through with him, you better believe that I will be making my way to that YWSE Championship. Be scared Deadman. Becuase while you may look tough; as a former member of the Frontline, I know how truly weak you are. That title of yours is as good as gone, Deadman, maybe you should take a few pictures with it. So that the memory will always be there...because that title won't!"

Now, KOK. I was able to listen to what you had to say tonight. I've known you for a while now, and I know that everything you have just said was a load of crap. I've changed. I've seen the errors of my way. Give me a f*cking break. You've always only cared about yourself. If you want to try me, again KOK, go ahead. I've already warned you, but I guess I'll just have to show you. And believe me, I'll show you a thing or two. You've been gone for a while now KOK. While you were gone, other people were in the spotlight, new champions were crowned; and here you come, again, trying to reign on someone's parade. That's exactly what I thought when I saw you return at the Rumble. Well KOK, you can talk as much as you would like. I prefer to do most of my talking in that ring, so when you are man enough to stop talking, you know where you can find me! SECOND FIDDLE?? B!TCH PLEASE!"

(End of promo)

Promo:

(Shelton Benjamin and Davis Champion backstage)

Shelton: You know Davis.. We may have had our differences in the past but I am glad that we both realized that we both are the most dominant superstars in YWSE so the combination of us is absolute perfection.

Davis: Yeah and there isn't a tag team that is capable of beating us.. So we won't have to worry about losing our tag team titles for a LONG time..

Shelton: Does YWSE even have any successful tag teams besides us?

Davis: I don't even think YWSE has any tag teams besides us..

Shelton: Well why would anyone want to form a tag team.. To go and get destroyed by us? I mean come on Davis it's common sense.

Davis: Well most of the YWSE superstars don't have any common sense so--

(Davis is cut off by the crowds boos)

Shelton: Excuse me but you guys better show us a little more respect.. If both of us were to quit YWSE, then it would fall right down to the ground! And then you guys would regret your current actions and sob like you always do.

(Crowd boos again)

Davis: They aren't important right now.. Focus on your match tonight..

Shelton: What? Don't you know that I am going against HSM? You know.. One half of the men that we defeated at Date with Destiny to win the tag team titles.. If he couldn't beat me before then what makes you think that he can beat me now?

Davis: I don't think he could beat you.. But I do know he could get pretty intense in the ring.. So don't do anything stupid that'll screw up our reign as tag team champions..

Shelton: Don't worry.. After I destroy HSM again, their will be no one that gets in our way of becoming the longest reigning tag team champions in YWSE history.. Now lets go head to the ring and get this over with quickly..

(Shelton B and Davis Champion head to the ring)

I dont vote.. votings for pricks.(unless you voted for me)

Promo: Wow.. is this a re run or what? Because I feel like I've faced this ***** 2 dozen times.. and every time the result has been the same. I beat you.. since were doing re runs we might as well do a history show like writers do as a cop out episode.. so lets go back in time shall we.

Beerad.. do you not remember that you were my effing lackey? If I wanted coffe.. you got it.. if I wanted hoe's.. you called them etc. Basically you were my whipping boy. And now Robin thinks he can beat Batman? Hell no.. thats not how it worked, and thats not how its going to work.

And when we both made it to YWSE we faced a few times.. twice to be exact. How did those matches end Beerad? I believe you were getting pinned or tapping out. So what the hell makes you think you'll beat me this time? You're going to need a miracle to beat me tonight champ.. and even know its the olympics.. this aint ice.

I'd like to call out D4L once again.. I hope you enjoy your title while you have it Deadman.. because when Wrestlemania comes its going to be on MY waist. Good luck.. I don't want you to beat up before we fight.. and we will fight.

Say Hello, to the bear

my votes are for Edgeucator, Emily, Shelton B, GB, D4L and King of Kings

***Serena is sitting in a chair backstage having her makeup put on***

Josh - Sorry to disturb you Serena but do you mind if I ask you a few questions?

Serena - go ahead Josh I have nothing else to do really while she's doing this

Josh - ok so at the top of the show Vickie announced that you will be getting a rematch at the tag titles at Wrestlemania how do you feel about that?

Serena - well i think Vickie did the right thing. anyone with a brain that saw that match knows that Maria and I had that match won but yet again cko decided to cheat to win. I have been saying it for a long time now that cko knows they cant beat us and they proved that at date with destiny when they had to cheat to retain their belts. but now we get a rematch on the biggest event in history. my very first wrestlemania is going to be one to remember because I WILL be walking out with gold around my waist

Josh - well what about your match tonight?

Serena - this may be a little bit bold coming from someone that is new like me but who in the hell is Lady Jane? am I supposed to know who she is?

Josh - well she is..

Serena - Josh dont even finish that sentence because I dont care. I am really happy that I have a rematch at Wrestlemania but I should already be champion and I should be going IN to wrestlemania as a champion. so I do not know who this Lady Jane girl is but I feel sorry for her. I feel sorry for her because she has to face me when I am angry and that is not a good thing.

Josh - so im guessing that you plan on winning tonight?

Serena- Josh there is no question that I am going to win. its hard enough for people to beat me when im just normal but when im angry you better look out because its nearly impossible to beat me. So Lady Jane hool ow co huwican sewrna i come yo wa

Josh - im sorry what was that last part?

Serena - sorry had to put some lip gloss. what I said was look out Lady Jane because hurricane Serena is coming your way!

***Serena slams the lip gloss on the table and walks away***