If you had the option u rather die on a cross or be eaten by a shark?

I'd rather be eaten by Jeff Bridges, if ya know what I mean!

No, seriously.. I'll take the shark. It's all part of the food chain. Death for one means life for another.

I'd rather get eaten by a shark after I died from a gunshot wound to the back of the head.

Because it's quicker and less painful. And you never said I had to be dead when the shark ate me.

WC Field is hilarious!

Uuuh shark I guess.

Reason? Dying on a cross sounds like a long and painfully slow process. I think with the shark you'd die faster.

Eaten by a shark.

It's a much quicker way to die and at least the shark will get a decent meal.

Since both sound so fun I'd ask to be partially submerged in shark-infested waters while nailed on a cross so I could experience both at the same time. This turns me on just thinking about it. What a great question Dogpatch USA!

Shark? Way too fast.

Die on a cross, sounds like fun! Maybe I'll finally be able to sleep with my husband Jesus.

I would die in the cross, and bear all the pain and muscle spasms that come with crucifixion and then the next day, I would endure even more pain as my body slides down from the cross, and the next day, my knees would be bearing the entire weight of my body and would break, and then the next day my lungs would collapse and then the next day I would be in the kingdom of my Lord and savior eating sushi, my favorite food in the world and drinking Franglais, my favorite drink in the whole world and I would be happy.

i would be eaten by a shark. why? well for several reasons, i'm not religious, people who get bitten by sharks say it just felt like something lightly kicked them cos it's so fast, i love swimming so i would 'die doing what i love' (hate that saying) and really why would i want to die on a cross?

Shark. Death comes way quicker from a shark than from crucifixion.

on a cross, at least drowning on a cross gets you out in the open always look on the bright side of death cuz if life seems jolly rotten, theres something you've forgotten, and thats to laugh an smile an dance and sing