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What is in your garage?
On a bitterly cold winter morning a husband and his blonde wife were listening to the radio during breakfast. They heard the announcer say, "We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can get through."So the good wife went out and moved her car.
Just a week later while they are eating breakfast again, the radio announcer said, "We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the odd-numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can get through."
The good wife went out and moved her car again.
And the very next week they are again having breakfast, when the radio announcer says, "We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today.. You must park...." Then the electric power went out.
The good wife was very upset, and with a worried look on her face she said, " I don't know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to park on so the snowplows can get through?"
Then with all the love and understanding in his voice, the husband replied, "Why don't you just leave the car in the garage this time."
11 Answers
- Anonymous1 decade agoFavorite Answer
It's funny because the garage was on the wrong side of the street.
- Anonymous5 years ago
Most companies have manuals online now and you can locate dealers for parts too. I was able to find information to maintain a 30+ yr old genie opener that came with the house that I bought (no paper manual to be found.) All you need is the model number from the side and you can find just about anything you need.
- CO the Old DogLv 71 decade ago
Hahaha.... Thanks... If we had snow in SoCa, my car & her truck would be buried in the driveway. My garage has been turned into a warehouse ever since I sold the old Infiniti that was parked inside. I got stuff from my mother & dad's place & the stuff my kids needed to store & amount of clutter that just seems have suddenly appeared over a yr or two....
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- Anonymous1 decade ago
A sweet-a** show car that is the opposite of a slow car.
- Anonymous1 decade ago
They ought to move to Florida, then they don't have to worry about snow. Or, if they have a garage or not. I don't have a garage. ;)
- Anonymous1 decade ago
Let me guess she was a blonde.
