If you were a rock star, what oddball request would you have in your contract?

All of my service staff would be midgets. I guess that's biased but I just find them to be cute & humorous.

Not so oddball, just that my furry friends, 2 cats and 2 dogs be allowed to accompany me on tour. ;-)

All my old Answers buddies over for a party after the concert !

Before anyone speaks to me the make the peace/victory sign. And when they stop speaking they make the sign again.

Plenty of strawberries and the finest champagne must be in my hotel and/or dressing room at any event I am at.

Lobsters or Oysters to choose from daily.

lol im no rock star so dont know how they think..no jelly beans etc for me... lol free kisses for the opposite sex for all concert ticket holders ..lol i dont know really

Soft toilet paper in the bathroom ..... oh, and a toyboy on standby.

None

ticket prices that real people could afford

and hugs...lots and lots of hugs!