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How are you handling 'Football Withdrawal'?
A man watching a football game on TV kept switching channels to a dirty movie featuring a lusty couple. "I don't know whether to watch them or the game," he said to his wife.
"For heaven's sake, watch them," his wife said. "You already know how to play football!"
10 Answers
- CO the Old DogLv 71 decade ago
It is actually a nice breather for a chore or two before the March Madness. Just time enough to learn a little about a couple of college basketball teams...
Oh, for real diehards, the draft combines are taking place - not that I'm really that interested...
- SavvySueLv 71 decade ago
Good one! Handling football withdrawal just fine. Recharging my engines for next season. Go Eagles!
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- Hope Leslie ShyLv 71 decade ago
Fine, here in Australia. When the American football season ends, the Australian one begins, every February.
- Anonymous1 decade ago
(giggles) send that man a copy of the Kama Sutra or Playboy
