Sure is dark in here?

So it's 2 o'clock on Tuesday afternoon and Mom has her boyfriend visiting her in the bedroom. What she doesn't know is that 9 year old Johnny is hiding in the closet and watching the action. Suddenly there is a THUMP of a car door in the driveway. Omigod, Dad is home early! Next thing you know, Johnny has company in the closet.

Johnny: Sure is dark in here.

Man: Yep.

Johnny: I've got a basball glove.

Man: That's nice.

Johnny: Wanna buy it?

Man: Nope.

Johnny: My dad's right outside.

Man: How much?

Johnny: $100.

Now it's a week later, Tuesday afternoon, and Mom has here boyfriend over again and Johnny's watching from the closet. Suddenly there's the THUMP of the car door in the driveway. And suddenly Johnny has company in the closet again.

Johnny: Sure is dark in here.

Man: Yep.

Johnny: I've got a baseball.

Man: That's nice.

Johnny: Wanna buy it?

Man: Nope.

Johnny: My dad'sright outside.

Man: How much?

Johnny: $100.

Now it's Saturday and Dad's out in the yard with Johnny.

Dad: Grab your ball and glove and we'll play some catch.

Johhnny: Can't. I sold them.

Dad: Sold them??? For how much?

Johnny: $200.

Dad: $200??? For those old things? That's a terible way to take advantage of your friends. You march right down to church and make a confession to Father Thomas.

So Johnny goes down the street to church. Inside the confessional, he looks around in the dim light.

Johnny: Sure is dark in here.

Father Thomas: Don't start that shít again!