How do you survive volcanic ashfall?

To help with breathing, use a disposable breathing mask or a damp cloth.

To cover your skin, wear long pants and long-sleeve shirts.

Wear a pair of googles to protect your eyes.

Use your eyeglasses, and do not use contact lenses.

Areas downwind from the volcanic ash should be avoided.

Keep indoors until the ash has settled. However, be aware that there can be a danger of a roof collapse.

Windows, doors and all ventilation systems should be closed. This includes, chimney vents, air conditioners, fans and other vents.

If there is an accumulation of ash on your roof, clear it off.

Do not run vehicle engines while ash is present, this can clog engines and cause damage.

It is not recommended to drive during heavy ash fall.

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