Why did the chicken cross the road?

Aristotle : To actualize its potential.

Julius Caesar: To come, to see, to conquer

Buddha : If you ask this question, you deny your own chicken-nature.

Moses : Know ye that it is unclean to eat the chicken that has

crossed the road, and that the chicken that crosseth the road

doth so for its own preservation.

Salvador Dali : The Fish.

Darwin: It was the logical next step after coming down from the trees.

Rene Descartes : It had sufficient reason to believe it was dreaming anyway.

Emily Dickinson: Because it could not stop for death.

Bob Dylan: How many roads must one chicken cross?

Ralph Waldo Emerson: It didn't cross the road; it transcended it.

Sigmund Freud : The chicken obviously was female and obviously

interpreted the pole on which the crosswalk sign was

mounted as a phallic symbol of which she was envious,

selbstverstaendlich.

Robert Frost : To cross the road less traveled by.

Ernest Hemingway : To die. In the rain.

Martin Luther King : It had a dream.

Groucho Marx: Chicken? What's all this talk about chicken? Why, I had an

uncle who thought he was a chicken. My aunt almost divorced

him, but we needed the eggs.

Karl Marx : To escape the bourgeois middle-class struggle

Ayn Rand: It was crossing the road because of its own rational choice to do

so. There cannot be a collective unconscious; desires are unique to

each individual

Colonel Sanders: What?! I Missed one?

Machiavelli: So that its subjects will view it with admiration, as a chicken which has the daring and courage to boldly cross the road, but also with fear, for whom among them has the strength to contend with such a paragon of avian virtue? In such a manner is the princely chicken's dominion maintained

Oliver North: National Security was at stake.

Albert Einstein: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road crossed the chicken depends upon your frame of reference.

Because the road wouldn't cross the chicken.

to eat some food cos the crazy old lady put chicken feed on the wrong side of the road

The true question is: Why should a chicken not cross the road?

It would be a fowl proceeding.

to get to the other side and cross it again because its a game

because it was all you can eat at the chicken hut and the poor little darlin was running for its life.

as there were so many riddles on this side of the road.

Yeah, Beaux wins.

Karl Marx made me laugh.

She was going on a date to Popeyes.

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