Today I'm trying the new Crusty-Chewy Homemade Sourdough Bread Cleanse with lots of real butter. What is... ?

ROTFFLMFAO. YOU MADE ME WET MYSELF.

Hi Crusty Bread Hugs

That sounds great. We can do double duty, cuz I'm having the all you can eat homemade spicey meatballs and spaghetti cleanse tonight. Only the finest wine will do. You get the tub, I'll get the grapes and we can meet in the middle for the stomping.

I suggest purchasing the one the pregnant lady w/ a kid in a hipsling that I see everyother day on the bus buys. She obviously knows what she's doing, as she's got the kid in the hipsling hold the box. I think it's called "Wine."

I would select the Equate Cinnamon flavored oral rinse, expiration date Nov 15 2013.

You're going to want a red that is considered "fruit forward." Something I suspect you understand.

Perhaps a 2005 Coastal Zinfandel, maybe Paso Robles.

that sounds like the best diet ever. i think you should use chocolate milk flavored wine to wash the bread down with.

Boxed wine hell.....get you some Night Train my brother!

ooh boxed wine, you are a dead cert for a colon cleanse..the one I drink comes with free toilet roll and some vaseline :)

Go for the red one with the cool picture on the front of it.

You really need to write these down and have them published. You may very well be my new Health Guru.