what are good pick up lines?

" Wanna get weighed?"

Lemme tell U this story.

A guy took a pretty female on a blind date to Disneyland . When he asked her what'd she like to do best, she said :" I wanna get weighed." He thought that was weird, but he took her to a weighing machine, and got her weighed.

After 20 minutes, he asked her the same thing; he got the same request from her. He got her weighed again.

This happened a third time. He got fed up, and dropped her back home.

When her mother asked :"Hi honey! How was the date?"

She replied: "Wousey!"

So whay not use a similar line??

I'd say there are no general-purpose pick up lines. They'd have to be customised to the situation and not appear like pickup lines at all. Failing that, insult yourself or your entire gender, and it's bound to get a chuckle at least.

I wish you were my homework so i could do you on the table. Do you like pies, cause you sure make my banana cream. my love for u is like diarrhea, i just cant hold it in ♥. if I received a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents. You can sit on my lap and we will talk about the fir...st thing that pops up

You:*Did it hurt?*

Da girl: Huh wtf

You: When you fell from heaven (but then you see, she might mistaken you for saying that she got kicked out of heaven...so..bad luck for that one)

Here's some real cheesy and lame ones, but be funny to read, but not to use.

I'm a raindrop and I'm falling for you.

Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet

Are you religious? [Why?] Because you're the answer to my prayers.

Remember me? Oh, that's right, I've met you only in my dreams.

You don't need car keys to drive me crazy.

You can find more at the source below :)

Did they just take you out of the oven? [No, why?] Because you're hot!

theres a lot more to getting girls than just having a single, witty "pick-up line"...

Hi, my name is -----. I like peanut butter. Wanna ****?

wanna bang?