Can anyone help me? What do you have to say about this?

a guy took me on a date and i told him i belevie in abstinance andhe said he respects that...then we we went back to his place to eat...he pulled me twords the bedroom...i wen't with him because i was drunk...i don't like drinking either...when we were at the bar i just asked for water, but i think when i went to the bathroom he told the bartender i wanted the clear kind of vodka or sumptin....so i was drunk and i had no clue what i was doing...he set me on the bed and looked at me...then he went in the bathroom for what seemed like forever..then he came out in a little speedo....i laughed and he did to for some reason...he asked me if i wanted to do this and i had no clue what he meant so i said i love you...(didn't mean it) he said then lets do this thing....i still had my clothes on when he came for me and started taking them off....then..............................................................I just had to say........

April fools....(this story is in no way true)....Gottcha...