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Anonymous asked in SportsFootball (American) · 1 decade ago

What if the following happened with the NFL?

1. The Lions win the Super Bowl this year?

2. Dallas gets hit by a hurricane on Super Bowl week (they host the 2011 Super Bowl)?

3. I get picked in the draft by your favorite team?

4. You became the commissioner of the NFL?

5. Obama become the commissioner of the NFL?

6. I became the commissioner of the NFL?

7. Each NFL team was order to give away free money?

8. The Rams win the Super Bowl?

9. The Browns win the Super Bowl?

10. I told you that I love you?

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    1) Matt Millen would protest

    2) Everyone would blame George Bush

    3) I would write a stern letter to Steelers management

    4) I would add two rivalry games to the schedule. I would have the Super Bowl rotate between team's stadiums...even in the north.

    5) He would redistribute the Super Bowl trophies from the teams that have a lot to the teams that have none. It's just not fair that some teams don't have any.

    6) I don't really know you...I would hope you do a good job

    7) I would think that #5 became true

    8) There would be a parade in St. Louis

    9) I would assume that there was some sort of mistake by the lake.

    10) I would reciprocate.

  • 1 decade ago

    1. The Lions win the Super Bowl this year? A. Like every NFL fan I'll probably be very shocked.

    2. Dallas gets hit by a hurricane on Super Bowl week (they host the 2011 Super Bowl)? A. God knows what I'll do.

    3. I get picked in the draft by your favorite team? A. If your good I'll give you a big kiss. (are you good and what position do you play).

    4. You became the commissioner of the NFL? A. Tell Big Ben "one more assault accusation and I'll f*cking kick your a*s myself".

    5. Obama become the commissioner of the NFL? A. President, commissioner what next? King of the world.

    6. I became the commissioner of the NFL? A. As long as you help out the Patriots am cool.

    7. Each NFL team was order to give away free money? A. Lets just say I'd be a billionaire.

    8. The Rams win the Super Bowl? A. Rams, Super Bowl are you smoking pot? (no offence)

    9. The Browns win the Super Bowl? A. Browns, Super Bowl are you smoking pot again?

    10. I told you that I love you? A. I love you even more darling.

  • 1. Riots in Detroit

    2. Super Bowl in Green Bay!

    3. I make an angry question on Yahoo Answers

    4. OT rule changes!

    5. Mass suicides?

    6. I wouldn't really care either way.

    7. I wouldn't feel like driving to Green Bay to get some.

    8. I start wearing Rams shirts again.

    9. The NFL owners would slice Holmgren into 32 pieces so they could have one.

    10. I back away very slowly.

  • 1. They`re already going 19-0, where have you been? LOL.

    2. Wouldn`t be surprised even remotely.

    3. I would say, "Okay, jump on board!".

    4. I would let them do touchdown celebration dances.

    5. I would gag.

    6. I`m cool with it, Ha Ha.

    7. To who?

    8. I`d just start laughing.

    9. It would be a disgrace to all Steeler fans.

    10. What does that have to do with the NFL?? Hmmm, LOL.

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  • 5 years ago

    a million. people would say Josh Freeman is larger than Phillip Rivers. 2. people would supply up complaining concerning to the refs in SB XL. 3. like the blanket? 4. thousands of indignant share-preserving Wisconsinites. 5. comparable as #4. 6. comparable as #4, yet with two times the anger and a few socialism jokes. 7. i'd be very pleased? 8. i'd ask you strategies cool Aaron Rodgers is in individual. 9. bigger taxes? 10. i'd probable shoulder bump him and then make exciting of him in the back of his lower back.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    1. A lot of gamblers would lose a lot of money.

    2. I think the winds would affect the passing game.

    3. I really hope you can play cornerback. Otherwise, I'll be angry.

    4. That would be sweet.

    5. Does that mean Roger Goodell would become President?

    6. Does that mean you would become President?

    7. I'd be first in line.

    8. See #1.

    9. See #8.

    10. Gee, thanks, but I hardly know you. Also, I'm married.

  • 1 decade ago

    1. Armageddon.

    2. Kayak sales with team logos would increase.

    3. Don't sign (Cincinnati)

    4. Nothing.

    5. Less than Nothing.

    6. Less than less than nothing.

    7. Find Ryan Leaf.

    8. see Answer 1.

    9. see Answer 1.

    10. see Answer 1.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    1. Poop.

    2. Bummed because I lived 19 of my 23 years of life there...?

    3. Wonder how many passes you dropped to make Jerry Jones "believe in you."

    4. Have tests run to confirm my long speculated thought: that Peyton Manning is in fact a robot.

    5. Count the empty promises that he is known to make

    6. ^^ Peyton Manning robot theory. Get on it. Stat.

    7. See # 5.

    8. Wonder how long it takes for hell to thaw...

    9. See above # 8.

    10. You'd have to tell me in between sessions of me pounding your mother...

    Source(s): that was funny.
  • 1 decade ago

    1.That wont happen cuz the Raiderz r winning it.

    2.That would suck 4 them.

    3.It would probly b in the last round

    4.I would make a team in Columbus

    5.I thought I was the commisioner?

    6.Football would no longer b americas national sport

    7.Evry1 would b rich

    8.That wont happen cuz the Raiderz r winning it.

    9.That wont happen cuz the Raiderz r winning it.

    10.

  • 1 decade ago

    1. I would get MVP as their QB

    2. That'd be tragic and it'd be utter chaos

    3. I wouldn't care if you can play football

    4. I'd make things the best they can be

    5. He better do a good job

    6. You better do a good job

    7. I'd be souped, I'd collect my cash ASAP

    8. Stare at the postgame conference in utter shock

    9. Check my XBox to see if its on still

    10. Say you're a homo because I'm a male

    Source(s): King Of NJ
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