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Happy Earthday, Pagans, Environmentalists, and assorted Evolutionists. What are your Earth Day plans?

Since we Christians are all partied out from Christmas (see the Meriam Webster dictionary for a correct understanding of what Christmas is), Easter (see the Meriam Webster dictionary for a correct understanding of what Easter is), and tea parties (I'm all for lower taxes, but I didn't attend one), we won't be that active, so what are all the rest of you going to do in honor of Mother Gaia?

Update:

Gluon, thank you for recognizing the humor. It was intended. My apologies if it offended.

Update 2:

Least, I believe Meriam Webster is accepted as an authoritative citation in research where wikipedia is not. So I think I'll go with the recognized authority.

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  • 1 decade ago
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    plant a garden

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    I partied through Christmas and Easter. These are secular holidays that Christians stole.

    Christmas: The date is not known to be the actual birth date of Jesus, and may have initially been chosen to correspond with either the day exactly nine months after some early Christians believed Jesus had been conceived, the date of the winter solstice on the ancient Roman calendar, or one of various ancient winter festivals.

    Easter: Bede notes that Eostur-monath was the equivalent to the month of April, and that feasts held in her honor during Ēostur-monath had died out by the time of his writing, replaced with the Christian custom of Easter.

    Both from wikipedia.

  • 1 decade ago

    To just try and stay alive

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    That in its self is enough to accomplish

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    In the part of town that we live in

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    Where we live in Cincinnati Ohio

    Shootings every day

    killings twice a week

    banks being robed every two weeks

    Cars being broken into by a Mexican gang where we live

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    To just to be able to go to the store and not have to drive the car to the door to pick up your wife so we don't get robbed

    And to see kids go to school when they are suppose to and not stand on Vine Street corners when they are suppose to

    Out of fear of a black gang banger's breaking into apartments all the time

    To be able to have our windows open at night to let the cool air in would be a blessing in its self

    And to be able to go to Finley Market by walking there would be a blessing in its self

    And it is only two blocks away we have to take a bus or have a threat of being robbed

    This is how we have to live in America and on Earth day it does not exist we live in just truing to stay alive from day to day

    And no we can not move to the suburbs they do not like people that are on a limited income as we are you see I am 100% disabled and I have been the victim of many a robberies and I even got stabbed one time by a bunch of African American kids that did it and laughed after they did

    And no there is no God take my word for it

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    I believe that if I do not sacrifice ten virgins the world will end any volunteers???

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    I'm going fishing and eat some for dinner.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Evolutionists...lol; why not throw in people who believe in gravity as well, gravitist...LOL

    Source(s): Agnostic Humor
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