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If god does exist then...?

what kind of cheese would he/she be?

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  • 1 decade ago
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    Swiss - full of holes. OF COURSE!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    God leaves the cheese for the rats.

  • 1 decade ago

    The cheese that I just ate.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    spray cheese in a can. God lives in poverty.

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  • 1 decade ago

    Casu Marzu, known colloquially as maggot cheese.

  • 1 decade ago

    God made dog to be man's best friend. God loves you.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    American...nuff said

  • 1 decade ago

    Swiss because he is holy

  • 1 decade ago

    Limburger. He just stinks.

  • American: clearly fake and melts easily.

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