In hell's Ironic Punishment Division, what punishment would YOU get?

Money, since I don't spend money to help out all those capitalists who bank on me playing their game, I'd be forced to spend spend spend until I puke...

Just refer to the penal code of that religions to assess the character of the punishments the hells of the different religions mete out to their sinners .You have as many hells as there are religions and Gods.Which religious hell do you mean?

You must know that even when the dads ar buried , people of different religions are buried in different grave yards belonging to different religions.There is no grave yard that is common to people of all religions .Such is the intolerance of people of religions !

Just looking into the types of punishments that the religions mention , it looks that it is most idiotic and funny.They say that one suffers burning for eternity .without even the basic idea of the fact that flesh can not burn for eternity and that no one burning , can suffer any pain for eternity as any burning body will be reduced to ash in a few minutes .bye the bye , who suffers the pain when punished in Hell - the body or the soul? Who feels the pain -the body or the soul? Are these two things , the body and the soul one and the same or are they always belonging to one particular individual ?

Are they like liquids that can be put into different bottles ? It is said in christianity and Islam that when the deads are raised from the graves , flesh is applied to the skeletons .Is the flesh applied to one skeleton is the same one that the person had before he died or a new flesh? In case the flesh is new , when the person is burned in hell , the new body which had nothing to do with the person suffers with the old skeleton.and the old soul. Who is that the Gods punish in hell - the body , bone or the flesh or the soul? Is not the religions penal code funny and senseless?

A quiet corner, where they play Barry Manillow music 24 hours a day, while the Jehovah's Witnesses knock on my door every five minutes and I have no choice but to answer and debate religion.

That would suck.

Living with Jesus for 2 eternities. Atheists can figure that out right?

Probably something involving reading endless silly Y! Answers questions.

In my version of the Ironic Punishment Division of hell, there would be all women, and me. That would be ironic, since I'm gay. (Insert silent scream here.)

Peace and Namaste!

Forced to answer yars questions even though my fingers are bleeding.

Be forced to fornicate with animals. Yeah, that'd be pretty bad for me, seeing as I really love animals... but not to that extent.

I'd be able to have all the coffee I want for free...as long as it's decaf.

Peace

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There is only ONE punishment metered out in Hell-fire

And that is the Second Death ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Every-one who has ever died is in "hell" at the moment -

"Hell" is the Grave !

May God bless you as you study His Word

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