I'm banging the landlord to avoid eviction?

I just asked your wife and I think she said it was OK, but It's hard to understand her because she has a mouthful at the moment.

Oh goodness! No pinkie? You'll never be able to satisfy a woman now! Anything that debillitating will massively affect your performance. Don't do it! The rent will go through the roof when your landlord figures out how sexually incapable you are.

Hell yes, your wife will be mad!!! If you do, she should get rid of your sorry ***, and bang the landlord herself, to make up the difference. Come on dude, you can't work because you got your pinky amputated? That's a bad excuse, (there people who work who've had legs amputated)! Your a real piece of work........LMFAO

I dare you to tell her. :)

and get a job you lazy ***, its just a pinkie. You can do so much without a pinkie. Like bang your landlord for instance.

Slacker

Here's an idea. You bang your landlord and let your wife bang the electricity guy and the cable guy and whoever else you owe money to and then you won't have any bills.

I'm trying to figure out what you're banging with since your pinky has been amputated...

*comin' up blank*

i'm not sure if you're being honest here... it takes alot to get folks evicted.. so what else were you doing?

Okay for one, I'm sure your wife would rather you both live somewhere else than you "banging the landlord". That's actually pretty mean of you, especially since she works two jobs. Two: You have no respect for your wife, and your pathetic. How's that for mature :).

Your wife probably would be upset, so don't tell her and keep drilling for oil. If the land lord is ok with it, why would you want to ruin a good thing?

Yes she would be upset.

So you can't find a job because you lost your pinkie finger? Get over yourself--people work without arms and legs, I think you can without a pinkie.