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Totally possible and realistic hypothetical:
A magical hockey fairy appears before you!
Scenario 1: She tells you that she can guarantee that your team will win the cup next year so long as you promise not to watch a single minute of hockey before they do. You're also not allowed to watch recaps or replays or know anything about what happened during any part of the season, even after they've won.
Would you take one for the team and give them a cup that you didn't get to enjoy and they didn't necessarily earn, or would you rather take the 1 in 30 chance as usual so that you can enjoy the season win or lose?
Scenario 2: She tells you that she can see the future and she's 100% positive that your team has absolutely no chance of even making the playoffs. Would you still watch your team play that year?
Scenario 3: The fairy is Janet Reno. She offers to have sex with you and promises it will be really hot. She also promises not to tell anyone. Would you do her?
BQ: What is the most disgusting food you've ever eaten?
BQ2: What is the most disgusting thing you've ever eaten that wasn't food.
@Casey: The question remains... Would you do the Janet Reno fairy?
4 Answers
- Anonymous1 decade agoFavorite Answer
scenario one: im too selfish if i cant see it then it didn't happen!... witch reminds me when will the habs win their first cup?
s2: i would say woopty sht you cant see in the future you can read a news paper
s3: uhh how could it not be hot.. its janet freaking reno... mmm....
BQ: I like all food im big time into cooking but id have to say i hate black liquorice oh an vegemite is beyond gross
BQ2: I used to eat flowers and small rocks for 2 dollars at recesse but the worse was iu ate a whole bag of animal crackers in highschool for 25 bucks and i mean the whole bag (even the plastic)
Source(s): Emily.. if you eat them again eat them with french fries you arnt be able to them as much.. they taste aweful yes but they are fun - 1 decade ago
scenario 1: Id take that risk. i feel like i have no life in the summer when its off season for hockey. i cant possibly go a whole year without watching any. half the fun is the chase.
scenario 2: Definitely! hey, i saw how the hurricanes' season started this year, and i watched throughout the whole entire season anyways.
scenario 3: when i become blind and lesbian, ill let u know.
BQ: sushi. i had to spit it out the first time i tried it.
BQ2: maybe a dog treat... if that counts...
- ?Lv 41 decade ago
scenario 1: nope, it would take all of the fun out of it. besides, i don't think i could abstain from hockey from october til june unless money was involved.
scenario 2: yes, i'd watch. see above, abstinence is not for me.
scenario 3: even if the magic hockey fairy gave me a touch of lesbianism (is that even a word?) i'd have to say EWW NO!
BQ1: when i was a wee lass i worked at a fast food restaurant. i grabbed a little carton of milk to drink. i took a huge slug of curdled, cow-byproduct rottenness and promptly puked all over the floor. i didn't drink milk for 5 years after that.
BQ2: psilocybin. nasty little things, but hey, maybe next time i eat 'em the hockey fairy really WILL show up!
@jaguar jones: OMG i forgot about vegemite. barf.
Source(s): RIP ernie harwell - Anonymous1 decade ago
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I would go with scenario 2 because IF I can't watch my team win the cup, it kind of defeats the purpose.
BQ My grandfather had waffles that expired 2 years previous.
BQ2 Sushi.. that's just gross.
Source(s): **my wife may get made if I had sex with something resembling a man (or with anyone for that matter)**