Would you be interested in a bumper sticker that said...?

I love it. Unfortunately, my mother lives in the south, but she is not a "southerner," thank God.

Ef yankees.

The best part of Cash for Clunkers? It got 99% of all the Obama bumper stickers off the road!

No.

The "Loony Left", Ha Ha Ha. You don't own or control the North.

Take comfort in knowing your back is covered. He He He

Got a Civl War joke for you ...

Q. What was the difference between the dead Yankee & the dead Confederate?

A. On the Confederates, the bullet holes were all in the front.

That would be 2% of the US population then. In today's numbers ... 6 Million dead.

Civil war still sound plausible? Get a grip.

No.

@ BlackSunshine84, in my area of the country all the libs drive trophy cars and are in debt up to their smirk ridden faces and hoping, in vain, for a check from the 0bama of My tax dollar.

nope

bumper sticker ideology is one of the things wrong with america

but that's ok

simple answers for simple minds

The one time we tried to secede you came and forced us back in. I guess you really can't live without us.

No. Here's a better one.

Jettison us yankee pillow biters! Our men will leave the military and let the Canadians invade your candy asses. Then we'll send you all of OUR illegals, including those who migrated here from the North.

It's a little long, but it rolls off the tongue better, don't you think?

We tried to leave once before but were forced to stay. I would love to let you liberal nimrods ruin your "own" country. And leave mine the hell alone.

Nope, I like mine, "The more I learn about yankees, the more I wonder how we lost the war."

And the other one, "Custer had it comin'"

Send me ten!

How about, "Secede already!"