If you had to choose between a giant Kodiak Island bear as a pet and government involvement in your life...?

Have you ever been around a kodiak bear? 10" tall on hind legs, 5' tall on all 4s and 1500 lbs.

The kodiak bear is very shy and non aggressive, unless provoked, unlike it's counterpart the government.

I would definitely vote for the bear to be a better government employee as it would stand some 10" tall when provoked, bellow loud enough to stop filibustering, damage many ear drums and put a recess into place till calmed down.

Also if angered with one hand swipe, could take out 7 other humans.

I will take the bear. The government may not maul me but they would gain control over my life. I could control the bear, with my right to bear arms. The government requires massive amounts of feeding through my taxes. The bear would keep me fed through, at least, the winter.

MR

Bear steaks sound good to me, guess I take the Bear, cause the Government is out of the question, they already taking to much now. One thing for sure, this Administration eats their own, so we should see a decrease in them by December, then they will be yelling because they are extinct, they should be protected.

The Kodiak would be much cheaper in the long run. Big Govt eats more than all the creatures on the planet combined!

I'll take the bear in my bed and piranha in my bath.

The nine most dangerous words in America:

"I'm from the government and I'm here to help."

I'm not entirely opposed to government involvement in domestic issues. The government says we need roads and private industry builds them. Government says we need cars everyone can afford for our new roads and private industry builds them.

Not lately though... Now the government says we'll make the cars and build/repair the roads.

(for the libbies that can't put two and two together, I'm talking about the GM takeover and Obama's stimulus)

The Kodiak bear would be more honest than greedy elephants and jackasses... The intentions of the Kodiak bear to eat us would be clear and more honest...

Agree. And bears make better rugs than bureaucrats.

I'll take the bear. You can pretty much figure out what it will do.

Government, on the other hand.......

The bear it is much easier to tell what it is going to do

Govt is involved in your life. It is involved in your life if you drive your car, go to an ATM machine or go in to an elevator.

Good luck with the Kodiak bear.