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Why have my pants been disappearing?

Honestly, first Fred's socks, now my pants. Have we got an underwear anti-fairy in this house?

Update:

@Ron - cheers Won-Won. *slips spider in your bed*

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  • 1 decade ago
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    It was probably Evil Dumbledore.

    He's been stirring up trouble here lately.

  • 1 decade ago

    Your pants and Fred's socks have been guest hosts on a a new reality show with Richard Simmons and Dick Cheney.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Ask Harry Pothead.

  • 1 decade ago

    I have not been taking them for the house elves

    (they wouldn't take them)

    I've been knitting stuff for the house elves

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  • 1 decade ago

    I think it's Hermione who is stealing so she can set the House-elves free.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    We must catch the culprit! Lets set up traps.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Just keep looking. you just misplaced them.

    P.S. do you like Harry Potter?

  • 1 decade ago

    I cleaned the bathroom with it.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    That's what you get for calling me mal-ferret.

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