A question about gay people and hamsters?

Bet you wiggles is her hamster.

Actually 99.9% of gay people don't do that.

There are only two types of individuals that do this:

1.) People with a rare fetish for it (who oddly enough can be straight or bi too).

2.) Drug users (though this is not as common as it was in the 1980s if it is even done anymore).

The drug users used to use gerbils with claws and coat the rodent with drugs. Their body would absorb the drugs quicker that way.

Sorry for the vulgarity, but the question kind of requires some to explain it. Again, no the overwhelming majority of gay people don't do this.

"Gay" people put hamsters up their butts about as much as "straight" people do. Ask your friend "wiggles" to stick one up there. See how they like it. Sounds like he needs it, too.

you want a gay hamster? for what reason? Isn't that the complete oppostite message of legally blonde 2, loving your pet no matter what it's sexual orientation?Yet you insist on a gay one. Not only this but I can only assume that you want this pet as an accessory seeing as it is in this section

Are you thinking of South Park's "Death Camp of Tolerance" episode where Mr. Garrison put the gerbil Lemmiwinks up Mr. Slave's butt? Because that episode was awesome. Uh, I'm pretty sure NO ONE is South Park is normal, so NO- normal gay people do NOT put gerbils or hamsters up their butt...

my friend, ( a gay male nurse at St Pauls Hospital in Vancouver Canada) says that he has attended three emergency gerbillectomies during the ten years he has worked there.

That's an urban myth, one of those things that people like to believe because it makes us look bad.

ummm I think they do, but I don't understand how the hamster would survive without oxygen lol

Gay people do NOT do that.

Sick, twisted people do.

Isn't that from Southpark...