Another joke. Wat about this one?

So A man walks in the bar and finds out that it is actually a sixtys themed pole dancin' bar with lots of women. He had his wife with him but she was across the room and you could tell by her face she was discusted. He made his way over to her and sais "Honey would you like to leave"? she said "yeah even hooters has better entertainment than this."

A man who is a doctor just got in a patient named mr. Short. Which had nuthin to do at all with how abnormaly large his "down there is". He complained to the doctor that whenever he wants to please his lover he can not. The doctor said well what do you think the problem is. He said "i uh. (coughs)" Mr. short never got his answer out before he died. The doctor was thinking how devistated his lover would be if only he knew who it was so he could tell her the news. Well after examining mr. shorts body he decided that his "man part" should not go to waste...so he cuts it off wraps it up and get another surgen to switch it out for his own. Well the doctor felt mighty fine with that big manhood he so proudly caried now. He decided to go home for lunch to give his wife some enjoyment with it. As he took his pants off and turned around his wife started crying and said "Oh No, Mr. Short died?!"