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lennon
Lv 6
lennon asked in Politics & GovernmentPolitics · 1 decade ago

Jesus in Arizona,,,,,,,,,,,,,,?

Christians, if Jesus returned and arrived in AZ, would he be arrested and deported ?

He has no passport,no birth certificate, is dark skinned, doesn't speak english and hangs around with prostitutes and beggers.

just wondering, since so many posters here are proud christens---no, I'm not of that guild

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
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    If Jesus wouldn't break the law, how did he end up crucified.

  • 1 decade ago

    When Jesus returns his transformation of Earth will be so perfected and complete that no one will need papers of any kind...it is only in the fallen state that we need to have papers to identify each others heritage. When Jesus returns those on the transformed Earth after the end of time will be of his family and existing in a state of perfection.

    You too can share in that state if you so desire...

  • 1 decade ago

    Yes, He would be arrested, and He would accept the consequences for His actions.

    He accepted the consequences of his trial in front of Pilate; He would accept the consequences of His arrest here also.

  • L.T.M.
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    What makes you think he doesn't speak english?

    Oh that's right you don't give a damn either way you just wanted to post this tacky question.

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  • 1 decade ago

    Read Romans Chapter 1. Its about you .

  • 1 decade ago

    Who's next, Santa?

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Jesus will return when the world is at its end. It won't really matter then, will it?

  • 1 decade ago

    funny how you guys are so threatened by Religion, yet you still have no problem using it in the most puerile manner to reinforce your "point"...

    BTW....since racial profiling is EXPRESSLY prohibited by the Arizona law, The J-man would have nothing to worry about unless he was detained for another reason...

    ...and I'm sure that he would have already sought legal residence....seeing as obeying the law was a big deal to him...

  • 1 decade ago

    Yes, and if he actually existed, he would most likely have been dark skinned.

  • JoeBob
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    why do u liberals bring up jesus, god and relegion when u do not believe in it

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