So Atheists: Does this long list of epic fails by your VP show your nemesis Sarah Palin to be genius Epic Win?

No, but I refer to an American "hero".

How can we fail to appreciate George Bush when his record speaks for itself?

EDUCATION AND EXPERIENCE

LAW ENFORCEMENT

I was arrested in Kennebunkport, Maine, in 1976 for driving while

intoxicated. I pled guilty, paid a fine, and had my driver's license

suspended for 30 days. My Texas driving record has been "lost" and is not

available.

MILITARY

I joined the Texas Air National Guard and went AWOL. I refused to take a

drug test or answer any questions about my drug use. By joining the Texas

Air National Guard, I was able to avoid combat duty in Vietnam.

COLLEGE

I graduated from Yale University with a low-C average. I was a cheerleader.

PAST WORK EXPERIENCE

I ran for U.S. Congress and lost. I began my career in the oil business in

Midland, Texas, in 1975. I bought an oil company, but couldn't find any oil

in Texas. The company went bankrupt right after I sold my stock. I bought

the Texas Rangers baseball team in a sweetheart deal that took land using

taxpayer money. With the help of my father and our friends in the oil

industry, including Enron CEO Ken Lay, I was elected governor of Texas.

ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS GOVERNOR OF TEXAS

I changed Texas pollution laws to favor power and oil companies, making

Texas the most polluted state in the Union. During my tenure, Houston

replaced Los Angeles as the most smog-ridden city in America. I cut taxes

and bankrupted the Texas treasury to the tune of billions in borrowed money.

I set the record for the most executions by any governor in American

history. With help from my Governor-of-Florida-brother, and my father's

appointments to the Supreme Court I became President after losing by over 500,000 votes.

ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS PRESIDENT

I'm the first U.S. President in history to enter office with a criminal

record. I invaded and occupied two countries at a continuing cost of over a

billion dollars per week. I spent a U.S. surplus and effectively bankrupted

the U.S. Treasury. I shattered the record for the largest annual deficit in

U.S. history. I set an economic record for most private bankruptcies filed

in any 12-month period. I set the all-time record for most foreclosures in a

12-month period. I set the all-time record for the biggest drop in the

history of the U.S. stock market. In my first year in office, over 2 million

Americans lost their jobs and that trend continues every month.

I'm proud that the members of my cabinet are the richest of any

administration in U.S. history. My "poorest millionaire," Condoleeza Rice,

had a Chevron oil tanker named after her. I set the record for most campaign

fund-raising trips by a U.S. President. I am the all-time U.S. and world

record-holder for receiving the most corporate campaign donations. My

largest lifetime campaign contributor, and one of my best friends, Kenneth

Lay, presided over the largest corporate bankruptcy fraud (Enron) in U.S.

History. My political party used Enron private jets and corporate attorneys to

assure my success with the U.S. Supreme Court during my election decision.

I've protected my friends at Enron and Halliburton against investigation or

prosecution. More time and money was spent investigating the Monica Lewinsky

affair than has been spent investigating one of the biggest corporate

rip-offs in U.S. history.

I presided over the biggest energy crisis in history, refusing intervention

when corruption involving the oil industry was revealed. I presided over the

highest gasoline prices in U.S. history. I changed U.S. policy to allow

convicted criminals to be awarded government contracts. I appointed more

convicted criminals to administration than any President in U.S. history. I

created the Ministry of Homeland Security, the largest bureaucracy in the

history of the United States government.

I've broken more international treaties than any U.S. President. I am the

first President in U.S. history to have the United Nations remove the U.S.

from the Human Rights Commission I withdrew the U.S. from the World Court

of Law. I refused to allow inspectors access to U.S. "prisoner of war"

detainees and thereby refused to abide by the Geneva Convention. I'm the

first President in history to refuse U.N. election inspectors (during the

2002 U.S. election). I set the record for fewest numbers of press

conferences of any President since the advent of television. I set an

all-time record for most vacation days in any one-year period. After taking

off the entire month of August, I presided over the worst security failure

in my nation's history. I garnered unprecedented sympathy for the U.S. after

the World Trade Center attacks, and less than a year later made the U.S the

most hated country in the world, possibly the largest failure of diplomacy

in world history.

Biden is currently everyone's VP in America, so that does not exclude you or right-wing Christians. Just because I'm an atheist doesn't mean I support liberals, as I am slightly leaning on the side of conservatives. Both Biden and Palin have said idiotic things, so neither of them are more of an "epic" failure than the other.

But those quotes show that Biden, as an old man, may be suffering from senility.

i'm sorry, dear slave, but you also need diplomatic experience. can you see any foreign countries from your house? is there a consulate in your neighborhood? no wait! you're greek, right? so, you've got that in the bag. now, how about winking? can you wink at a camera? if not, maybe you could pucker your lips instead. have you ever been the mayor of a tiny hamlet or governor of a state without income tax or major urban areas? can you talk like a cheese head? can you talk like a jeese head? there are SO many qualifications to being a VP!

Sarah Palin is an idiot. Just about anyone would be a better Vice President than she could possibly be. Thank God Obama won!

Sarah Palin is more stupid in five minutes than Biden is in all those instances combined. I would put money down that the woman couldn't find the United States on a map.

Quit filibustering. You look ridiculous.

And no: in two very important senses. One, the intellectual missteps of one do not enhance or improve the intellectual missteps of another.

Two, ain't nothin' gonna make Sister Sarah look good. I hope like hell she keeps on talking, because every time she opens her mouth, she reminds us all what a Republican really is.

Ann Coulter deserves a punch in the face. She's the ultimate Troll.

Ann, you should really be trolling the Politics section. No one here cares about Biden.

He's not my VP.

No presidents in my country, though there has been a tradition of Deputy Prime Ministers with foot-in-mouth syndrome...

You are confusing political leaning and religious/non-religious beliefs. But I'm not surprised. It is fairly typical.

I think you will find he is America's VP. Atheists do not have one.