Seriously, do you have a mistress?

Yes, 11 months. My wife doesn't know but sometimes accuses me out of the blue. But I am a good family guy and satisfy her, too. The mistress is being relocated to a new job in a month. We'll make the one-year mark and it will be over. I should be able to survive that final month. Mission accomplished, as they say.

Me = mildly retarded.

Juventus

No, I don't have whatever the male equivalent of mistress is and I'd never do that if I intended to stay in my marriage. I only have room for one man in my life.

Naw, I don't have a man on the side.

Too lazy to cheat to be totally honest with you.

It takes a lot of planning, sneaking around, calculated lying in order to have affairs. I'm just too damn lazy to do all that.

I sometimes get fed up with my own husband and I can't imagine having to deal with someone else.

Too much work.

no, but my husband once did. no, i didn't know, until i found out. yes, i did suspect, but that's because his "game" was lame. he thought he was being really careful but he got too comfortable, and his actions started telling on himself. he thought he could keep it up without my knowing but learned the hard way that wives, in fact, do know everything.

(and yes, we also have eyes in the backs of our heads too!)

I have, in the past, had a mistress and my SO at the time did NOT know...at the moment I have several playmates and my fiance does know and/or chooses them.

No, I don't have a lover on the side. I do have a small crush though.

you actually think people will divulge this information on the internet?

you = mildly retarded

No ! I dont have a hoe on the side !

No and I would not even contemplate it :)