Do you think I will make a million pounds before 2010?

No way! Here's why: You are doing fine making good money until a woman from your past that you had tried to forget comes back into your life. At first you are resistant because you are mad about the way she was willing to leave things but slowly you melt and she wraps you around her finger. You get married but you have a prenuptial agreement so no worries right?

Wrong! Turns out she IS after your money and she is also after your organs. After you and her went your separate ways all that time ago your dad got a hold of her in a desperate attempt to get you two back together but they ended up falling in love!!! As time goes on your dad begins to secretly despise you, he thinks "how the hell did my son f*ck up a relationship with such a beautiful and wonderful woman". It isn't long until he basically tells her that and they slowly begin to loathe you, of course with plenty of time left to do the nasty.

Anyway it turns out your dad needs a new kidney and fast because dialysis isn't working and that's when she hatches her plan to get the organs he needs. She poisons your drink and you go into the hospital, its pretty touch and go. Eventually they stabilize you and your dad desperately request that you hand over medical power of attorney to him in case you slip back into the sickness. You do it, its your dad you trust him. He then sticks you with a syringe filled with more of the potent deadly cocktail that the woman gave you earlier. Your dad does some fancy legal footwork and with that medical power of attorney (not to mention all the money the woman has stolen from you) manages to get both of your kidneys removed when it looks like you are dying anyway. He then goes into surgery and has both of your kidneys placed in his now fresh and virile (and very capable of doing the nasty) body and lets you die right there in the hospital.

They forge a will and manage to get a hold on all the money you've made (sadly not a million pounds like you had hoped) and then drive off into the sunset to continue their affair (and to do the nasty plenty more times).

before 2010, eh? unfortunately, we are PAST 2010, so I think you have failed :(

1. you would have to eat a lot of food to be 1 million pounds

2. you have to go back in time also

That's an awful lot of burgers to flip.

Depends on how you're going to earn it.

I hope you're not planning to rob a bank.

No. And you will still look like a creep in 2011

I BELIEVE IN YOU!!