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Joe-O
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Joe-O asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles ยท 1 decade ago

Does anybody understand this joke?

There are two guys sitting on a park bench. One of the guys turns to the other guy and says:

"I've known you all my life but I know nothing about you. Do you have any hobbies?"

"Yes I have a hobby."

"What's your hobby then?"

"I'm a bee keeper."

"A bee keeper? You're not a bee keeper."

"Yes I am, I have 50,000 bees."

"50,000 bees? Where do you keep them all?"

"At my home."

"But you live in a tiny apartment."

"I keep them in a shoebox in my closet."

"You keep 50,000 bees in a shoebox in your closet?"

"Yeah. F*** em!"

I don't understand the joke.

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  • 1 decade ago
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    It's a good joke. The joke is really the last two lines in the conversation:

    "You keep 50,000 bees in a shoebox in your closet?"

    "Yeah. F*** em!"

    It's funny because the guy keeps so many bees in such a tiny space.

    The style of joke is one that gets the listener thinking in one direction from the start and then abruptly goes outside conventional thinking at the end.

    It's like the joke:

    Q: How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

    A: Only two, but the hard part is getting them in there.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Haha! I like that one. Bees can't live in a shoebox, that's why he says "**** em!". He's "keeping bees" but not in the usual sense of keeping bees.

  • 5 years ago

    Um... I'm not sure how old you are, so I hesitate to answer this. But it's making reference to something sexual. Know the old question about which came first, the chicken or the egg? That's all I'm going to say. (I'm sure someone else will be more explicit, but I'm not willing to, in case you're a young'n. : P)

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Um Haha?

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    god d mn it,how could you not understand that? he stuffed the bees in a shoebox,,50.000 of them what happened ,,they died,,so he,s keeping bees,

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    I didn't get it either until I read the answer above me lol

  • 1 decade ago

    it was a fail joke clearly and it makes no sense

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  • 1 decade ago

    ouch

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    haha

  • 1 decade ago

    STUPID JOKE EVER DONT UNDERSTAND AT ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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