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What do you do with a drunken sailor?

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    Leave him to sober up,,

  • 1 decade ago

    Tell him the sharks in the sea are like the friendly ones in "finding nemo" and they can talk to him

  • ?
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    Give him a send off he will NEVER forget. Then go get a tattoo

  • 1 decade ago

    Put him in a long boat till he's sober---early in the morning.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Pretend he doesn't exist and go to the other side of the ship.

  • 1 decade ago

    What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas...

  • Schemp
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    Drive him home and get him to go to sleep

  • 1 decade ago

    drop the soap and bend over

  • 1 decade ago

    Give him a coffee.

  • 1 decade ago

    put him in charge of an exxon tanker

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