Dearest Percy Weasley, I was wondering if maybe..?

Sorry, Percy has been called away on an official misuse of magic assignment. If you'd like to leave a message and I'll pass it on to him if I can be bothered

*Seems to hate to be the bearer of bad news* I saw him with someone today Tonks I'm so sorry ! They seemed to be having fun. ... Percy who was that girl she had the prettiest hair !

@Percy: Then who the hell was she ?

Hehe if it was you Tonks thats so cute ! :)

Oh percy just take her ! She's sweet and your kind.... perfect match ! :)

Yes it was you Tonks ! :) ahaha

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*no longer wants to do a facepalm at Percy* Yay ! hope you and Tonks have a happy relationship Percy ! :)

So, who's going to be with Cho? Anyways, congrats Tonks.

Oh no, Tonks. Cho is trying to get Percy.

Are you kididng me, Percy is a prat! And not to mention you'd be cheating on Lupin, how could you! You're lucky to have someone as wonderful as him!

Sweet! You're lucky to have Percy, he's cute!

Fck yourself for cheating on Lupin.

And you'll have to fight cho

But I do applaud you for picking one of the coolest characters.

Even if this harry potter thing is just copying the old lion king crew.

But whatever.

I'm with Draco now. Have fun on your date!

D'awww. How cute!

*facepalm at percy*