JOKESSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?

A dog thinks: My owners feed me, love me, provide me with a nice house, and take good care of me... They must be gods!

A cat thinks: My owners feed me, love me, provide me with a nice house and take good care of me...

I must be a god!

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A Saudi Prince went to Germany to study.

A month later, he sends a letter to his dad saying:"Berlin is wonderful, people are nice and I really like it here,but I'm a bit ashamed to arrive to school with my gold Mercedes when all my teachers travel by train."

Sometime later he gets a letter from his dad with a ten million dollar check saying:"Stop embarrassing us, go and get yourself a train too”!!!.

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thers a lady that lives on the 4th floor of an apratment building. one day she was taking a shower and a mail man that lives on the third floor came up to deviver her mail. so she put on her robe and got her mail, and went back to her shower.

the next day, as she was taking a shower, a guy on the second floor was selling chinese takeout. she put on her robe, and said "no thanks. ill have chinese tomorrow."

so the next day, she was taking a shower, and there was a blind guy that lived on the first floor came up and knocked on her door and said "hey im the blind guy from the 1st floor of your building."

but this time, since she knew he was blind she didnt put on her robe. she opened the door and the man said "i've got my sight back!"

The best visual jokes need to be seen

http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=201...

LOL

there was a race between a nose, a dog and a tomatoe

the dog was on the LEAD

The nose was RUNNING

and the tomatoe couldnt KETCHUP

loool getit catch-up? :D

"If you really want something in life you have to work for it. Now be quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZoHUkNxKrT0&feature...