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If you could tell God anything?

You've got 15 minutes with God. God is not specific to any one religion or doctrine. He is simply God and He's willing to listen to anything you have to say and you don't have to fear any form of retaliation on His part. He's willing to listen.

What do you tell Him?

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  • 1 decade ago
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    ducked billed platypus?!?! what was going on when you made, where you drunk or something?

  • 1 decade ago

    HEY DEOMACHUS if u r muslim and all can notice that from your words , i think islam didnt tell u to say like that with other religions especially Cheristianity and Judaism. I think islam tell muslims to respect others whatever

    AT ALL i think in any religion u can tell your God anything and in islam u can do that any time through praying ( like any religion ) and especially in a position called "SOGOD" or in English called adoration or prostration ( as i read in the translation ) and this position is the time which u r so close with God because u tell him that u put your forehead on the ground for him as a confession for his godness and u announce that u need him

  • well being that different religions believe and worship different gods, I would say to my God who calls himself I am that I am, others call Jehovah, Eloheem, I like to just call him God (which includes the Father, Son, Holy Ghost) I would tell him how much I love him and that i am nothing without him.

    Thank you Jesus for dieing on the Cross for us and leading us to the Father, and Holy Spirit. I really wish you didn't have to go out like that but i understand. your love is inconcieveable and infinite. What ever you want me to do i'll do it even if i get persecuted. May your love shine Bright to everybody and peirce the hearts of unbelievers like you did for me, and i could write pages on this but I'll leave it at that.

  • 1 decade ago

    What makes you think I don't talk to God, and He listens to everything I have to say, and for much more than 15 minutes.... this was cute though can't wait to see all the answers this one brings.

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  • 1 decade ago

    I'd tell Him, I'd like to skip the whole final earthly kingdom thing, with all it's 'tribulations' and move right into His Kingdom and the beginning of all eternity, without any 'darkness'!

  • 1 decade ago

    I'd tell God that I think he's an evil sadistic bastard. And he can send me to hell if he wants. I'd hate to be in heaven with the type of Christians that so commonly exist today. That's a members only club I don't want to be a part of.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    I say nothing. I simply bring up the youtube, find a playlist of Carameldansen, and may the best Carameldancer win.

    Source(s): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UX6e7sO1ss0&feature... NEVER ENDING CARAMELDANSEN! Words would only get in the way.
  • 1 decade ago

    If it is the Christian god then I tell him he is the worst administrator the universe could ever have wished for. George Bush would be a better god, than the Christian god.

    And sadly, many Christians would agree.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Questions about WHY the world works the way it works.

  • Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    That it doesn't listen and is not doing its job (if it even has a function).

  • Draven
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    In case you haven't noticed, we're all down here killing each other because we think YOU said to, FOR YOU. If you're not too busy, how about straightening that out for us? kthxbai

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