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Murazor
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Murazor asked in Society & CultureReligion & Spirituality · 1 decade ago

Did God put that invisible monster under your bed to keep you from touching yourself at night?

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  • Stevie M
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago
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    Yeah, but I just wait until it starts touching itself. After that it never notices me.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Yip

  • (sassy and tangy) is ho ho hoing
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    If so, it's totally not working.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    yeah, but I touch myself anyway

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    ye, and he also placed the boggy man in my wardrobe

  • Room 101
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    Nah. Thoughts of your moronic prose pretty much kills * any * mood.

  • let there be light
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    Doesn't seem to have any effect on me.

  • ?
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Keep your business to YOURSELF.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Wow! This is lame.

  • chemical_willpower
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    No, my GF did.

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