Fun and Fun only: How would a politician clinch a financial ‘deal’ with his prospective ‘client’..?

how dare you are to insult a mp? what do you think about them do you think that they are such dirty fellows you don't know the mp s are not such a cheap fellows 10k and 35 k are only panchayat levels even mlas are to the tune of lakhs how dare you talk about mps who are such a power ful persons to be so cheap for 10k and 30 k?

Your Fun and Fun only has a hidden message that should not die with the laughter.

Politicians are always calculative to garner money by various means.

Many ministers are ignorant of their portfolios but sources of illegal money transactions involved in their ministry,they are thorough with.

Money pours in from different directions.

Not only money the other vices like illicit affair knock at the door.

Once a Minister was on an official tour.He stayed in a Government Guest House in a town

Before becoming a minister he had some woman affair in that

town.

Now as a Minister he couldn't visit her as she was a woman of bad virtue.

So without police knowledge,who were stationed there to protect him,he went to her house by jumping the wall.

But while coming back he covered his head and face with a towel and jumped over the wall of the Guest House.One of the police caught him red handed and when he removed the towel he,to his shock,found it was Minister.

So these politicians don't have any moral values.

Very nice

I heard from an elderly person long back and sharing you.

When C.N.Annadurai was CM in 1967-69, a person in very poor state and illiterate but close to Annadurai in the ages of less than ten, being in the same street came for help for his survival.

It seems Anna directed him to a politician of his own party to get an appointment of a sweeper in corporation so that he can earn his bread. When contacted the concerned, that poor guy was asked for a bribe of about Rs.1000/- which that fellow cannot pay. When he said he was referred by CM, that person replied all are coming for help by quoting someone in high position but only if money is given appointment will be given. Hence he came back to Anna and narrated the matter.

Immediately Anna wrote a cheque favouring that person for Rs.1000/- with signature ‘C.N.Annadurai’ and kept it in a cover to hand it over to that person to get the job. On opening the cover that person was shocked and rushed to CM for asking apology.

It is believed Anna advised him, we came to power only to serve the people and if this is the condition it is better we can surrender the power to Congress and step out.

Poondiji, I am neither pro nor anti, all politicians for me are pack from the same lot of white ants that are slowly eroding our Democracy, I support all the anti – congress, anti – bjp, anti –rss, anti laloo and anti mulayam etc, etc. this works as an pesticide against these pests, otherwise it will be slow extinction of this Democracy due to our apathy and indifference.

Here are four lines by Galib a self confessed ‘addict’ to wine and what he feels after having a drink

baaziichaa-e-atfaal hai duniyaa mere aage

hotaa hai shab-o-roz tamaashaa mere aage

ik khel hai aurang-e-sulemaa.N mere nazadiik

ik baat hai ejaaz-e-masiihaa mere aage

And this is how a corrupt politician ‘addicted’ to power translated/interpreted the above lines when Manmohanji reprimanded him and threatened to report to madam.

The world is a child’s play before me,

There is this ‘tamasha’ before me every day,

It’s a childs play, Manmohan, dare not come near me

Yes, its true, the miracle ‘Soniaji’ is right there before me

Definitely Buy! I am so IN here....This is home! Everything else is just a waste of time! F...f...f...f...f..fun fun fun fun funny! It puts the Buy in Buy Polar! (that's a fun pun for the serious brainteasers). There are so many goofballs on here to play with. How can you not have fun? It's one BIG sandpit! Make the most of it I say. Life out THERE is too serious - gotta have a place to play!

You sir,can team up with Crazy Mohan and Cho and write scripts and story lines for a whole load of movies.They would,I am sure,all be hits and split sides.Have fun.I am having mine although my

headaches are getting worse.Must fix an appointment with my neurologist immediately.

Good story with one inexcusable blunder.. You failed to mention the MP follows Mahatma Gandhi`s principles,the client forgot to reserve 15% of food packets to SCs,25% to BCs. And both forgot to seek the blessings of "high command IE Sonia Gandhi "

Good commentary on political greed.

it is really fun to know how the member of the parliaments ''deal'' ing the subjects.

good

but i think u have copied it from NDTV 24X7 the great indian tamasha SHOW