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Tara.
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Tara. asked in News & EventsCurrent Events · 1 decade ago

Aren't you glad that BP doesn't make condoms?

...Since they can't get their containment vessels to work?

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  • 1 decade ago
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    HELL YEAH!! I heard if they would put a gigantic wedding ring around the oil leak, it would quit putting out.

  • Anonymous
    5 years ago

    LMAO that's is kinda creepy funny but creepy do yourself an the poor girl a favor and buy some condoms

  • 1 decade ago

    Yes: but Tara all the condoms are made from BP's product; crude oil.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Yes I'm glad. Our nation wouldn't be able to function without them doing their 1st class work in the oil industry.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    A condom factory would go bust (pun intended) in UK.

    ( well it couldve been worse i could have said liquidate)

    The place is a pram invasion ! Double deckers triples etc etc.

    Unreal and crying recession and 3m unemployed.

    Babies everywhere ! ?

  • Doug
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Yes but not as glad as I am that Durex don't try a top kill approach.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    you totally stole that joke from Stephen Colbert

    Source(s): got ya
  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Tara bleepO. I am sick of your bs. & Ur repetitive "Q's" I'm English & where would you, your Country be without the BRITISH. The USA have not even shown respect for our DD WW2. But what would you know ABOUT THAT EXPERIENCE. We in the UK are REALLY TAKENING OFFENCE FROM YOUR GOV. ABOUT TIME the President of the USA has "AT LAST TAKEN ISSUE WITH THE ENVIRONMENT OF THE WORLD" I have family in Alabama so I do know how hard it is for them & their business. You cant take it, don't give it!

    Without Prejudice.

    Source(s): ready as freddy!
  • Rick A
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    How do you know that they aren't under an assumed name? Just look at all those damn illegitimate

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