Whats the funniest way to die?

Try one of this or all.....

Two Minnesotans, Sven & Ole, walk into a pet shop near Brainerd. They head to the bird section and Sven says to Ole, "Dat's dem."

The owner comes over and asks if he can help them.

"Yah sure, ve'll take four of dem dere little budgies in dat cage up dere," says Sven

The owner puts the budgies in a paper bag. Ole and Sven pay for the birds, leave the shop, get into Sven's pick-up and drive to the top of some big cliffs near Brainerd Lake.

At the cliffs, Sven looks down at the 1000 foot drop and says, "Dis looks like a grand place."

He takes two birds out of the bag, puts them on his shoulders and jumps off the cliff. Ole watches as Sven falls all the way to the bottom, killing himself dead.

Looking down at the remains of his best pal, Ole shakes his head and says: "By yumpin' yiminy, dis budgie yumping is too dangerous for me."

VAIT!!! Dere's MORE!

Moments later Knute arrives up at the cliffs.

He's been to the pet shop, too, and walks up to the edge of the cliff carrying another paper bag in one hand a shotgun in the other.

"Hey, Ole. Vatch dis." Knute says. He takes a parrot from the bag and throws himself over the edge of the cliff.

Ole watches as half way down, Knute takes the gun and shoots the parrot.

Knute continues to plummet down and down until he hits the bottom and breaks every bone in his body.

Ole shakes his head and says, "And I'm never trying dat parrotshooting either."

BUT VAIT!!! Dere's MORE, you betcha!!

Ole is just getting over the shock of losing two friends when Lars appears.

He's also been to the pet shop and is carrying a paper bag, out of which he pulls a chicken.

Lars grasps the chicken by the legs, holds it over his head, hurls himself off the cliff and disappears down and down until he hits a rock and breaks his spine.

Once more Ole shakes his head. "First der was Sven with his budgie yumping, den Knute parrotshooting .. And now Lars, hengliding ...."

1. Find a very tall building, overlooking a public place. Stand on top of it with lots of piano wire and some superglue.

2. Tie one end of a piece of piano wire 5 meters short of the ground to your ankles. Secure the other end to the top of the building.

3. Tie one end of a piece of piano wire 10 meters short of the ground in a lasso around your neck, so it can tighten when pulled. Secure the other end to the top of the building.

4. Glue your hand to your head.

5. Jump!

The result: at 10 meters from the ground, the piano wire around your neck will tighten and slice your head off. Your head will, however, not fall because it is stuck to your hand. You will be found dangling upside down 5 meters from the ground with your head stuck to your hand.

A truly great way to die.

Super glue your hands to the side of your head

Hang yourself using wire so it looks like you ripped your head off (head will slip through the wire and body will be on the ground)

Walk along the coast of Lousiana wearing a placard saying 'I WORK FOR BP'.

Food poisioning from a rubber chicken.

one time i was watching 1000 ways to die, and this guy died by "doing it" with a cow heart that was beating by car wires attached to it.

he was shocked to death.. >,>

somebody tickling you so much,and laughing so hard ,you have difficult with your breathing and you completely stopped breathing,and you just die.

I would say no way....I did see on 1001 ways to die...some one died of excessive laughter.....funny? no.......int he presence of 'funniness'? yes.

Put a gun in your mouth and start laughing. Why so serious?

not by laughing at any of these corny joke attempts on here tonight