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imrod
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imrod asked in Society & CultureReligion & Spirituality · 1 decade ago

How are fsm followers doing now that 15 million lbs of spaghettiOs are being recalled?

So we Christians took a hit this past weekend with the touchdown Jesus. But now that 15 million lbs of SpaghettiOs are being recalled, how are FSM'ers doing? Just a concerned Christian here.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100618/ap_on_bi_ge/us...

Update:

Getting a "win" from Gus, how can my day go any better?

Update 2:

I can suggest a great on-line prayer line and Christian counseling if anyone needs it.

Update 3:

I just heard that Olive Garden is offering a special discount because of the crisis. All you have to do is show your server your special FSM underwear.

Update 4:

Reoriented, let us know if there were any prophecies in Google about this.

Update 5:

All I have to say, is thank goodness it's not 2012!

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  • Cervantes
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago
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    They are just returning to the Lord FSM why should we morn them?

  • Anonymous
    5 years ago

    Yeah it's worked great for me so far. Not only have I remained pure, since my entire purity and worth as a human being lies between my legs, I have also been able to devote more time to the FSM and I never have to leave my house. May you be as touched by his noodley appendage as I have been. ??- I hope you're not being serious because I see nothing trampy about her picture. I think it's a great picture of a great looking girl. And maybe I just have bad eye sight but I cant see her breasts or anything that even resembles them.

  • skepsis
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Spaghetti that can be eaten with a spoon? Oroboros noodles with no end? Surely these are an abomination. Only the infinite patience and mercy of the FSM has held off his judgment until this time!

  • TheMadProfessor
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    The FSM has noodly appendages...since Spaghettios are round, they have no ends and are obviously the work of the Evil One to begin with...

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    roflmfao!! This is the funniest thing I've ever seen a Christian post here...intentionally funny that is.

    I'm OK with the spaghetti disaster...I'm gluten intolerant (accepted by the Reform Chapel of the Holey Trattoria, but rejected by the Orthodox arm of the Church for my genetic make-up).

    And the rice noodles are doing fine.

    (((Imrod)))

    I may love you (just a little)

    Source(s): Pesto Be Upon You
  • Dear Dogma
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    My first submission in response to the Touchdown jesus story was to conceed the remainder of the week to the atheists....looks like it's all tied up again.

    Peace; DD

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    I have to echo Gus's sentiments.

    Indeed, given your follow up, poking playful fun at the Jesus statue incident... I'd even declare this borderline Epic Win.

    Well done, ol' chap.

  • Kimberly
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    ahhh, now I feel nostalgic ... I miss my afterschool spaghettios-eating, 'Saved By the Bell' watching days.

    Watch,...some atheists will come along and say their pastafarian religion is being oppressed and that this is a sneaky plot by "believers" to poison their deity's favorite culinary snack. lol.

  • Jabber wock
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    I hate to say it too, but that's a win!

    However, I also see the point of spaghettiOs being mere false imitations of His Real Noodliness. Banishment to landfill is too good for them if you ask me!

    RAmen!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    I am Goggling FSM and eschatology and the Great Recall. Check your news report, wasn't it 14,400,000 lbs.?

    Source(s): http://hotelpoint.blogspot.com/2004_10_01_archive....
  • ?
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    spaghettiOs are a blasphemous abomination in the sight of His Noodliness.

    This work was a smiting of the blasphemers by the Saucy One.

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