How can I delicately propose a pre-nup to my future bride, Goodies?

Just get her drunk and slide it in there. That way its done and she cant contest anyway! ..and just for the record I get to stay with you when you get divorced!

You know, you've asked the right guy! I can tell Goodies for you, and help you hammer out the fine details of the arrangement. I can personally guarantee that if I have a hand in it, I can rub out and smooth over anything that needs special attention in the contract, and together the three of us can can grind out the rest so everything is pleasing to all parties involved and everyone goes to bed happy and satisfied!

Just let me know when you and the little misses are planning on getting together and I'll be there ready to go with briefs in hand!

A pre-nup is worth the paper it's written on. In the end the woman will always get 50% or more of everything.

Just have an open relationship. That will solve all your problems, by keeping you from getting bored, and as a bonus you both can have your ways with me.

First you need to get everything off your chest. Then you need to really open up to her. And when she's ready, let her know you're coming.

You need to get this settled, for example... when are you allowed to call your mexican Gardner/masseuse?

Tell her that if she worships you like she says she does, then this shouldn't be an issue for her to agree to...

If you need a pre-nup then you are not committed to the marriage and it is doomed from the beginning or at least at risk.

You get joint custody of me when you split up.

Whether you want it or not!

Blame it on someone else.

"STFU & sign this...or else"