What do you think of the name Ulysses Archibald? Do you think the other kids in trailer park will make fun?

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I read me in a dentist office that kids grow up to be what their name is. So say you're name is Bud, you'll probably end up working the line at the brewery or if your name is Melissa you'll end up slinging Bacardi coolers in your underwear.

So I thought what is the smartest name for my boy, something that will really give him a leg up on being a success.

Well what I'm getting at is do you think that being Ulysses Archibald as a kid will out weigh being Ulysses Archibald the grow up founding father of some moon colony or what not ?

Anonymous · Accepted Answer

Heywood Jablomey is my fave name!!

Anonymous · Answer

Ulysses Archibald is good...

But Odysseus Pythagoras might be better!

Toke Lover · Answer

Ulysses, well, you'll have to add the last initial to that as I'm sure there will be plenty.

Archibald?  Well, that one usually gets baldy for a nickname.

May I suggest Barrack Einstein instead?

Anonymous · Answer

You should name him after the great poet Percy Bysshe Shelley.  Every trailer park needs its Bysshe boy.

#@% · Answer

Fantastic name. Your son is definitely going to grow up to be a prodigy. Envy of the trailer park, I'm tellin' you.

M00RTOO · Answer

Useless why would you name your child useless, no my dear something familiar is better Ford Pickup, or Chevvy Camero, Harley Davidson

? · Answer

How about Chuck Attila? He'll be beyond perfect and he'll conquer the world.

Rodders · Answer

Let's think on this : "Useless Archie's got no hair" What's your take ?

Fi · Answer

Please name him Milton Snavely, just like good old Milton Snavely Hershey.  Especially if you like chocolate.

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What do you think of the name Ulysses Archibald? Do you think the other kids in trailer park will make fun?

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