When you see the name of certain celebrities on the Yahoo home page's "Trending Now" list, do you secretly...?

Pretty much all of them. Mel Gibson, especially. And Miley Cyrus, and that Bieber thing. And anything to do with Twilight. Or Roman Polanski.

You're not morbidly twisted, you just need to get a T Shirt, with "Agent Nolte has had enough of your Bullsh!t" printed on it. Just to warn folks.

Trending Now makes Answers impossible to contribute a post.

No I Wish I Was A Celebrity

Hell yes luv! And then I have to get through the rest of my day knowing that they're still alive. Luckily I drink like a fish so it doesn't take me long to get over my disappointment.

Maybe not their deaths.

Just some story humiliating, denigrating and reviling enough

to drop them down a few notches from their lofty pedestals..

It just makes me wonder - why in the hell does anyone care about these useless douchebags?

I do, and also hope that it shows pictures of the gory details.

No not their death.

As long they talk about a celeb, there's talk about.

And some celebs never die, even when there dead.

I hate it when my names on that list.

I think "****, did I get that drunk again last night?"

that or they're incarcerated for being a **** ingeneral