Are there any members of Bible Study Fellowship International, here?

My Dad used to be related to them at one time...

The Isaiah prophecy about a virgin getting pregnant is a real odd one because the child that is expected to be born out of this virgin is a real naughty little devil. He needs to learn how to reject the wrong and choose the right. It surely doesn’t fit the accepted Christian profile of Jesus Christ. He is shown to be real naughty all along, but since such disclosures do not favor the faith Christians are trained to discard them.

Isaiah 7:14-16 (NIV) Therefore the Lord himself will give you a sign: The virgin* (*or young maid. In Hebrew “almah” can be translated either way.) will be with child and will give birth to a son, and will call him Immanuel* (*no good for BINGO. Jesus doesn’t score with Immanuel). He will eat curds and honey WHEN HE KNOWS ENOUGH TO REJECT THE WRONG AND CHOOSE THE RIGHT, but before the boy knows enough to reject the wrong and choose the right* (*this is about the CLOSEST and rather ONLY prophecy in the Bible about the Jesus’ virgin birth! TAKE IT OR GO TO HELL! Jesus Christ had to learn to chose the right and reject evil like any other human being!), the land of the two kings you dread will be laid waste* (*at age 12 Jesus learned all about rejecting wrong and choosing right to the point of teaching all about it to the “Doctors of the Law” in the Temple of the Bible God? Luk 2:46).

The Bible writers never thought of a “prophecy” of a virgin birth for any Jesus! ISAIAH WENT ABOUT NAKED FOR THREE (3) YEARS AS A SIGN AND A WONDER UPON SOME ODDBALL COUNTRIES. He had nothing to say. He went about his daily prophetic chores totally NAKED and let his athletic body speak for itself to anybody watching him, including children! Can you imagine getting paid to be a prophet of God like that? BTW, you must bring your own dance pole to the bar!

Isaiah 20:2-3 (KJV) At the same time spake the LORD by Isaiah the son of Amoz, saying, Go and loose the sackcloth from off thy loins, and put off thy shoe from thy foot. And he did so, walking NAKED and barefoot. And the LORD said, Like as my servant Isaiah hath walked NAKED AND BAREFOOT THREE YEARS for a sign and wonder upon Egypt and upon Ethiopia;

Only an erotically oriented Bible writer would dream up a story like that! The NT writers admit that the Bible God “spake in sundry times and in DIVERSE manners” –Heb 1:1, including but not limited to strip teasing shows (Eze 16:37). Christians got themselves a God that excels in smutty refinements! They picked the writings of this Naked Prophet Isaiah about an alleged “virgin birth” prediction for God the Son Jesus Christ! That’s pretty erotic! No pun intended!