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Zinger
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Zinger asked in SportsGolf · 1 decade ago

Perhaps Tiger's putting woes are the result of?

I remember when Mrs. Arnold Palmer was on the Tonight Show with Johnny Carson and Carson asked her if she did anything special to help Arnie before a big tournament. She replied, 'Well, I kiss his balls' to which Carson responded "Does that make his putter stand out.' So perhaps that is the problem with Tiger in that perhaps Elin doesn't kiss his balls anymore. What do you think?

Update:

Folks it is just a joke. You need to lighten up.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
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    Great memory! The problem is that Elin cut them off before chasing him down the lane. Haven't you noticed how much higher his voice has become? Word is that Tiger is teaming up next year for a new line of uni-sexual golf products with none other than fellow eunuch John Bobbitt.

  • John F
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    How can you remember something that never happened? Why would Arnold Palmer's wife be on the Tonight Show?

  • 1 decade ago

    haha that might be part of it. But lets be reasonable the guy hasn't played much golf lately just give him a couple years and he might surprise you.

  • 1 decade ago

    There is no need for a question like this one, you are trying to be funny, you're not.

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