What's a good wedding gift for a gay man who's gonna marry a straight girl while wearing purple skinny jeans?

Me as a sister-in-law.

I mean...who wouldn't want that???

I could never wear skinny jeans. Tried them once because a friend asked me to...never again will I wear them. It was painful as hell. No wonder so many guys are sterile these days... And it doesn't help that the Jonas Brothers are leading the Skinny Jean Brigade.

Get him some leather chaps, you know, the ones with the frills down the inseam. Hell, if he's going to be at the wedding he wouldn't get caught dead wearing those tacky out-of-date purple skinny jeans. You'll be doing him a big favour.

New bicycle tires and a nice pair of flats (shoes).

ETA a nice flowered basket for the front of his crooked handlebar bike so he can carry his hand stitched designer purses around and sell them would work well too.

Weighted shoes to keep him from flying off; I'm guessing he'd like stilettos.

Pants that are not skinny jeans (purple is ok though)

Justin Bieber's new CD.

Get him a second shoe.

a male realdoll

maybe some form of they will probably need it