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An open letter from Aaron Rodgers to Green Bay?

“You know what, Green Bay? I’m taking this team on the express train to awesomeland. And if you want to ***** and moan about how I’m not the last guy, then your stupid *** can sit outside on the tundra and weep frozen tears for him. Meanwhile, if you board now, this thing’s gonna be an orgy for the next few seasons. Express means I’m not stopping for ANYthing. Bandwagon hopping? Not on my ******* train. This ****’s going 100 mph straight for the Super Bowl, year after year after year. I’m not gonna just do it once like Old Man Favre. No “boy he just loves playin’” for this guy. It’s about to be 10 straight years of “Goddamn, that Rodgers just tore through that defense like he was Mark Chmura and they were an underage girl’s panties!”

This train doesn’t run on “I think I can.” It runs on pure asskickery, and anyone not on the train to begin with is getting their *** kicked into the furnace to make it run.”

Yours in Christ,

Aaron Rodgers

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  • 1 decade ago
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    This is badazz. Love the "Yours in Christ". Lol! I wish he really did write this haha. He would be my favorite player even though I'm a Steelers fan.

  • 1 decade ago

    Green bay has had some legendary Dyasties, excellent history and great games.. however Rodgers is not going to continue that fine tradition.. he just isn't right for that program. I don't know what QB can live up to Bart Starr or Brett Favre, but I doubt, and have doubted, that it is Rodgers.

    even if he would've written this letter, he will not live up to it. I could see Vince Young writing this letter to the TItans last year when he was brought back in the middle of the season, or when he was drafted in 2006,, but Rodgers is not an impact making QB.

  • 1 decade ago

    This is the most retarded thing i have ever read...seriously?!?! Football fan fiction are you joking?

    let me finish this for you...

    ...then Aaron came over to my house and picked me up in his Lamborghini and then we went to Golden Corral and ate. He signed like all of my Aaron Rodgers stuff and even gave me his helmet. It was the best day ever. The End.

  • 1 decade ago

    Is this real? Haha

    I love Aaron. And green bay.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    The most badass thing I've heard today.

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