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Yourself. Chuck Norris. Dark Alley. What Happens Next?

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  • ?
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago
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    Nothing. As Mr. Norris himself once said. "The idea of the Martial Arts is to be able to walk down any alley, and if a situation arises. Handle it to the best of your abilities. If nothing happens. Keep walking."

    Source(s): 30+ years of study, and practical (street) application.
  • Frank the tank
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Two straight men talking to each other in a dark alley.

    Source(s): my brain ;)
  • kheserthorpe
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Chuck would create light.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Mountian Dew.

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  • Egyptian Swimmer
    1 decade ago

    you would be dead in a matter of seconds because of chuck norris' sheer awesomeness

    Source(s): don't need one for this question it's obious
  • Kokoro
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    I buy him dinner

    After all he paid for mine last time

    He is a very nice person I have met him before through my teacher

  • James H
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    Chuck might fall and break his hip, or drop his cane, and I would help him up!

  • Bon
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    I ask for his autograph - very politely and slowly with no sudden moves.

  • nwohioguy
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    I win...Norris is old and slow now.

  • Dylan
    1 decade ago

    RAPE!!!!

    Source(s): IT ALREADY HAPPENED TO ME AHHHHHHHHHHH
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