Do you have any interesting Pagan life stories or Jokes ?

I knew a little Pagan girl dancing at a festival singing, "The Goddess is alive and magic is afoot" (and was pointing to her feet). I thought it was funny.

One of the most awesome rituals I ever went to was on Midsummer, a group of about 30 of us met in a space of trees in Central Park in NYC and it was hot, and it began raining down on us then the sunlight broke through the trees while we were doing the circle dance... it was pretty awesome.

@Synopsis: The three fates had been three separate goddesses, now not a million Godhead three personas a million substance. Also, what is the parallel among Jesus, Father and Holy Spirit among Clotho, Lachesis and Atropos? Their services were totally distinct. EDIT: Zeitgeist is a conspiracy notion, you realize. If you occur to had accomplished your homework, you could comprehend that Brahma wasn't permanent however was once self-born from a lotus flower. Or that Isis wasn't a virgin and physically had sex with Osiris to supply Horus. EDIT two: What you are rather announcing is that that's plagiarism effectively due to the fact they've been a grouping of three gods and this superficially parallels the trinity... In no means brain the fact that the trinity is technically a million God and the fates have been great three among dozens.

Yes- it goes like this:

There once was a pagan that lived in a small pagan village. He searched and searched for false gods to give his life meaning. One day, a man came to him and said "only one God came to earth and healed the sick and raised to dead. He promised us life with him forever. He was called The Christ". The pagan rejected the man and his story for some unknown reason. Then he died and found out that there were never any other gods at all. Only a few fallen angels suffering in hell. The end.

"Date a pagan. She'll worship the ground you walk on."

"I must call unto thy god of sleep, for thou art putting us to sleep,"

saith that christian man.