Is there theological proof of electricity?

Question

Atheists don't accept the existence of God because they can't see him but know an invisible force powers their equipment in the form of electricity. The only difference is that they can see the source of where the electricity comes from. We all see life all the time but don't always see the source but it must be there or nothing would be able to move at all.
Atheists, give me theological (not scientific) proof that electricity exists and I'll accept your argument.

Anonymous · Accepted Answer

Theology doesn't "prove" anything; that's the point.

dsanchez · Answer

Are you for real?! 

Are you questioning the very thing that gave you the opportunity to write this durge by saying it is only existentially possible because it's unprovable?!

You, and I mean this in the kindest of terms, are an IDIOT!

OK, let me try and explain. Electricity is a form of atomical power that vibrates, heating other atoms it touches. You know when you touch something electrical, a plug, heater or whatever, it's warm? 

That wasn't God, it was a fuel source. We can manipulate it to our own ends. 

Do you know what lightening is? The friction of particles in the air in a moist atmosphere. Water being the conductor. Again, not God, it was atmosphere mixed with atoms.

How can any atheist give you a theological explanation of electricity when the given description of theology is a religious one?

Get a dictionary...

Robert Abuse · Answer

As electricity does not pertain to things godly there cannot be a theological answer can there?

For proof of electricity you could induce a static charge in one of your birthday party balloons by rubbing it vigourously against the sweater that you mother knitted for you and then putting it up to the ceiling where it will stick assuming that you rubbed it hard enough. 
Or, failing that you could put your tongue in a light socket and get a close friend or relative to flick the switch on.

Not exactly scientific, but fun.

Anonymous · Answer

Theological proof?  Ok:  It's magic.

We can see the results of electricity.  We can measure electricity.  Everybody who has been shocked has felt electricity.  We can indeed observe electricity.  This analogy simply doesn't work.

mythkiller-zuba · Answer

What a BS question and answer!

The theological proof of electricity is that theology comes from the Greek worship of Zeus and his son Jesus and the truth will shock you for sure.

Allahuakbarr!

Captain Sarcastic · Answer

That is utter nonsense.  You should honestly be embarrassed if you think you made a cogent point there.

Main Entry: theoÂ·logÂ·iÂ·cal
Pronunciation: &#92;ËthÄ-É-ËlÃ¤-ji-kÉl&#92;
Variant(s): also theoÂ·logÂ·ic &#92;-jik&#92;
Function: adjective
Date: 15th century

1 : of or relating to theology
2 : preparing for a religious vocation <a theological student>

— theoÂ·logÂ·iÂ·calÂ·ly &#92;-ji-k(É-)lÄ&#92; adverb 

http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/theological

Anonymous · Answer

You spelled taco wrong, you fool.


FSM created electricity obviously. He explains it all in this book he told me to write about him and now you have to read it, believe it, and live by it or you will go into the saucy bowels of hell.

Michelle · Answer

The only proof you need:  Thordidit

john m · Answer

Didn't Mary Shelley explore this when she wrote Frankenstein?

Bored now · Answer

Stick your fingers in a plug socket whilst praying to "god" that you don't get electrocuted and see what happens.

Anonymous · Answer

Electricity is not mentioned in the Bible dear, hence it does not exist...

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Is there theological proof of electricity?

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