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looking for a poem...it starts off"oh husband dear husband please don't be a fool"?

easy points if you have it all. "this working ot is wasting your tool"

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  • 1 decade ago
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    Oh Husband

    Oh, husband, dear husband, I tremble with fear,

    you've been on overtime for almost a year,

    and since you are gone, 'til way late at night,

    a good piece of a*s seems way out of sight.

    Oh husband, dear husband, please don't be a fool,

    working this overtime is wasting your tool.

    For better it is, to be poor all your life,

    then to bring a soft peter home to your wife.

    I used to be happy as your little queen,

    but now every night you're not to be seen.

    You come home from work just able to creep,

    I feel like screwing, but you want to sleep.

    Each evening, dear husband, you crawl into bed,

    your intentions are good but your peter is dead.

    I play with your pecker all wrinkled and dry,

    I get so damn mad, I could lay down and cry.

    I have pleaded with you, with tears in my eyes,

    I've played with your balls, but your pecker won't rise.

    So, I'll find me a man who works eight hours a day,

    and while you're on overtime, we'll proceed to make hay.

    In this whole world there's only one sin,

    for which there's no pardon, and never has been.

    And that is a man who's so foolish and mean,

    that he gives up his f*cking to run a machine.

    I hope that's it :)

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Yes.

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