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How to clean bird poo off my window HELP?
Well I guess a bird had a large breakfast this morning because I was awoken by a large thud. It turns out it was bird poo.
Now normally this wouldnt be a hard task, but I live on the 4th story of an apartment and the poo happen to land on the part of the window that slides up.
When I opened the window, it smeared everywhere...what a mess.
I don't have a ladder nor a hose that reaches that far. I'm thinking I will call a fire truck to use their ladder because the view sucks now.
Any advise??
3 Answers
- Anonymous1 decade agoFavorite Answer
Find that bird and bounce your cock off it's forehead.
- 1 decade ago
You say the "poo" landed on the part of the window that slides up? If so, is it possible to open the window, reach out with a sponge and clean it off? If not, I suggest you get a ladder. Otherwise, get one of those window cleaning things that has a really long handle....
- 1 decade ago
You said you live in an apartment, right? Why don't you call maintenance and have them clean it.
